Tara Telford

Mom of twins, need I say more?

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You should see the other guy. #kidneynow

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Smartphones. Not just for kids anymore.

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Must not be outmatched by the family dog, losing my winter's coat. #baldagain #hairloss #cyclosporin

[Tara Telford @tarabelle]

Kitchen tile 1, Ninja 0 #ambien #midnightsnack #potproblems #hungry

[Tara Telford @tarabelle]

And then I heard, "Pass the ketamine." And this ninja was out. Best. Nap. Ever. PS day 6 commando. 4 more to go.

[Tara Telford @tarabelle]

Sweating it out @SacRepublicFC 100 degrees can't keep us home!

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Sent to dimly lit room, all gown ties undone, massage w/ ky jelly Pits to toes Whoever got the in room massage I ordered is really upset!

[Tara Telford @tarabelle]

When you and your twin brother crush on the same neighbor girl, sad face. #twinning #gynosexual #heterosexual #firstcrush

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Tis a sad day when the best thing on your cold lunch tray is a stale dinner roll at 5PM #prednisoneproblems #NPO #dinneryet? #hospital

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Wild hair, don’t care. Time for bed. #fortyone #nogray #happy

[Tara Telford @tarabelle]

Great job to my dear friend, @tiredtwinmomnyc Natalie Diaz! https://t.co/RvOtEZByMU

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Crunchy or sweet? Always go crunchy. They are sweet! #fresh #FranklinCA

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Polka dots are the new sexy. #rash #mangosoap #poisonivy #allergy

[Tara Telford @tarabelle]

Family sing along in the car today "...I went to a whore..." #parentinggoals #greenday

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New catheter in! Pain under control. Let's blow this popsicle stand.

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Waiting to be taken down to surgery. Green is my color, no?

[Tara Telford @tarabelle]

Checking in for my dialysis catheter swap.

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Passed out cold only halfway into bed last night, sitting up on the edge slumped on pillows. #ambiengoals #sleepsitting #freezing

[Tara Telford @tarabelle]

Candy floss. #diabetes #SRFC #football #winning #TheMurph

[Tara Telford @tarabelle]

This is what happens when you ask random bar patrons to take your photo. #anniversary #sweetsixteen