✰ Tatem Brighton ✰

[JORDY @jordanxavierr]

Being liked at work comes with so many perks, you could be late as hell and everyone is just happy to see you..

[Creepy.org @creepydotorg]

Ozzy Osbourne pictured at home two weeks after the birth of his baby boy Jack, 1985.

[charlotte @femaleuncle]

Sometimes having to finish a protein bar is exactly like being shot with a gun

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

Hearing "I'll handle it" and then it's handled.

[Gf Be WILIN @gfbewilin]

Only difference between me & someone in a psych ward is i'm outside

[Rolls Reus @D9N9ABI9]

Smoking weed be making y’all look so dull and lifeless, put it down and go take some vitamins

[karlita @youreekofweed]

how i dress with a full face of makeup on

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

I love being led like this it gives me butterflies 🦋🦋

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

I like my man very touchy feely, very kissy huggy & very clingy obsessesy 💗

[✦ melanie ✦ @loverglow13]

mine is being raped and murdered.

[c a r r i e @discountgourds]

did my dog tweet this

[BOOP @Pettyyyboop]

I could look you dead in the face and have no idea what the fuck you just told me.

[mariah 🪬 @_ssiieerra]

I will sniff that man like a line of coke.

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

if i don't text you saying happy new year we still gang i’m just lazy

[L 🇨🇦 @Ann_Hedonia1]

People: omg I can’t believe this is happening

People with anxiety: I thought this might happen