mandi🔮

👩🏻‍🔬 studying humans, patterns & delusion ✨ perpetual spa-goer 🧖‍♀️ peace always✌🏽

[mandi🔮 @TeaWithMandi]

@unimpressedTO @Y2KPoPKulture I don’t even think Ramona was this delulu at her age… Em is next level

[mandi🔮 @TeaWithMandi]

sad for Mia choosing to proliferate children w dead beat dad Danny #TheValley

[mandi🔮 @TeaWithMandi]

@unimpressedTO Oh 10000%; she had Ciara (separation convo) and Lindsay (dinner convo) move the chess pieces for her and try to make her look like the victim… then w west moving to sit next to her it was just so obvious wtf was happening

[mandi🔮 @TeaWithMandi]

@NattyNiGhT @LikeaStar1032 They’re both Leo’s 🫶🏽

[mandi🔮 @TeaWithMandi]

as a Leo I have no idea how Maddy puts up w Joe for lit anything #southernhospitality

[mandi🔮 @TeaWithMandi]

wow. Kyle has lost the plot soooo badly; ain’t no coming back from this one 🪦#rhobh

[♡⃝ @wine_x13]

To the guy who held the door for me and then followed me a few steps before stopping on the sidewalk and calling out "I'm not trying to be weird, I just, uh, think I'm parked next to you. You go ahead!" and then waited for me to drive off.

Sir, may you only encounter green lights. May pizza never burn the roof of your mouth. May you awaken every day with a restored spirit. Absolute king behavior 🙌🏻
To every man wondering if it's weird to say something like this, please make it weirder and safer every time. We thank you.

[mandi🔮 @TeaWithMandi]

lost $100 yesterday.
no point stressing.
i’ll consider it a day of giving & keep it moving ✨

[mandi🔮 @TeaWithMandi]

#BenitoBowl era todo y más 😭✨🫶

[mandi🔮 @TeaWithMandi]

streaming #Becoming on Netflix ✨

[mandi🔮 @TeaWithMandi]

2026... the year i no longer burn money!!!

[ᴇᴍɪʟᴇᴇ ʜᴀʀᴘᴇʀ @itsemileeharper]

The only sequel I want to see is 50 First Dates. 😩

[mandi🔮 @TeaWithMandi]

someone is shocked i broke my hand and won’t say how. real housewives raised me; discretion is everything

[mandi🔮 @TeaWithMandi]

Broke my hand. Sending so much love for the two Leo nurses that helped me the ER clinic 😭🫶

[mandi🔮 @TeaWithMandi]

@SONJARlTA wait , it got cancelled?!???!! 😭😭😭😭😭
it was the only lifeline for the bravo network at one point in time; can’t believe they did such a stupid thing

[mandi🔮 @TeaWithMandi]

had a two hour session w my therapist.
validated: I am not crazy
validated: what may be perceived as extreme boundaries in Latino culture, are the bare minimum for a situation like this

[mandi🔮 @TeaWithMandi]

@HousewivesHub omgomgomg loved their show & was totally on the sisters side but this changes everyyyythiiiing 😱

[mandi🔮 @TeaWithMandi]

just cut off my family. 2026 already looking up!!!

[mandi🔮 @TeaWithMandi]

"im sorry for her as a human being, period" is 100% the most meredith response ever and i love her for it. #RHOSLC

[mandi🔮 @TeaWithMandi]

@KADKADKAD congrats! SUCH a huge step. rooting for ya✨