There's a side of Genshin only long time players can experience.
All these years where Varka, Alice, Istaroth, etc. were only names/voices. And you wake up one day, you see the face of the 4 shades, you scroll, and: "Wait that wasn't fanart. That was official??? WTF happened??"
maybe while the hail mary was doing its thang the petrova taskforce grabbed a bunch of astrophage, genetically modified them to like die in like 5 days and then released them into the petrova line to spread that gene around like they do with those sterile mosquitoes
So mondstadt has three holidays a year and everytime a knight earns a title they hold a celebration omg no wonder there's so much paper work they're so extra for everything
what they don't discuss about city living is that i can decide i want to get drunk at a whims notice. i can be doing errands and say hey i'm gonna take this 10mg edible and vibe? and i can do that and get home safely and without thinking about what i'm gonna do with this car.
Well you got two choices, either you believe that the ENTIRE GAME has only happened within the last six months to reconcile with the idea that Lohen is 13, OR you just look at all the other lore that says otherwise and say "yeah Kaeya's stupid I think"
Zohran on Wednesday when he re-opens the MSG watch parties:
“For too long, Knicks fans have been forced to celebrate outside the nine block buffer zone.
My friends, those days are over.”