Ted Kilpatrick

He/him, dad to Vivienne, husband to Heather, Co-owner Chickadee restaurant

[Ted Kilpatrick @tedkilpatrick]

Could this BE any sadder never mind I’m gonna throw up I don’t think Twitter is right for me

[Sean Frederick @seanfrederick]

@MarcHurBoston @universalhub @ConciergeBoston @tedkilpatrick

[The Recount @therecount]

Italian translator: Trump vs. Biden

[Ted Kilpatrick @tedkilpatrick]

Republican senator accurately trolling the Democratic Party 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[CNN @CNN]

Sen. Mitt Romney wore a Ted Lasso costume and trolled Democrats with a message calling Sen. Kyrsten Sinema "the boss" for her role in the infrastructure bill negotiation. https://t.co/8WfhqcxIkW

[Ted Kilpatrick @tedkilpatrick]

It surely can’t be because Mark Zuckerberg looks like an old person trying to pitch me sexual assault.

[CNN @CNN]

News of Facebook's new company name, Meta, quickly attracted the scorn of the internet. https://t.co/tBheEccYE0

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Meta as in “we are a cancer to democracy metastasizing into a global surveillance and propaganda machine for boosting authoritarian regimes and destroying civil society… for profit!”

[Ted Kilpatrick @tedkilpatrick]

@kcbaskin @BostonGlobe 4pm = acceptable cocktail hour

[Ted Kilpatrick @tedkilpatrick]

Credit cards if they were movies:

Capitol One = ‘Twister’

That’s all I have so far

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

“This impeachment gives me one last chance to salvage my reputation!” shouts Rudy Giuliani, as he ladles baked beans into his briefcase.