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Judging people by their attitude towards animals and children. You’re either a bloody scumbag or worthy of my friendship.

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Why is Albo flying to a NATO Summit in Spain tonight? Can only be for another photo opportunity with world laders bigger than him. After all, Australia isn’t a member of NATO.

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@bouta_nt @sokitomi @barrelracernt Gorgeous!

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@Elia_Santoro Did I read that right? The Matildas got flogged by Spain 7-0?
SEVEN - NIL? There’s no way I believe that they lost by this much without some blame by Tony Gustavson, the national coach. Can’t wait to read up about it.

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@EmmaKealyMP Another illiterate MP who doesn’t know how to pluralise a word.

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@scottyhopper @luke_amott @spenderallegra So let me get this right. Beheading in Saudi because of a crime done in Japan? Does anyone follow this? Because I don’t. Muting this idiot.

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Watching Chris Bowen being interviewed on SkyNews. Is he all there? Hard to believe.

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I spend a lot of time watching current affairs commentary shows on tv but I don’t know why I should. It’s clear that the politicians in power don’t take slightest notice of any of them. #paulmurray #skynews #currentaffairs #petacredlin #ritapanahi #abc730

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@scottyhopper @luke_amott @spenderallegra You are the idiot who adds two with two and get five, are you?

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@BaronBlacky @MailOnline I think that there will be many more people who are hoping that the Higgins case will flat on its face because of Wilkinson’s stupid selfcentredness than sympathisers.

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@Bowenchris Talking about Taylor made. My youngest son has changed his surname by deed poll. Now calls himself Taylor (to his mother’s maiden name). Googling his new name I came across a business called Taylor Made. How clever I thought. Do you know it? Tell me.

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@andrewhiggo @AdamBandt The other day I questioned if someone could equal Sally McManus’s face in terms of death warmed up. I forgot. Of course there is someone. His name is Adam Bandicoot. You know, the leader of the Lemon Greens.

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@cactusiam Many years ago I went out with a woman, just the once, who, although much better looking than the woman in this photo shared her very ample body with this woman. Knowing what she looks like underneath this tent I can only say to her to lay off Scott’s beautiful wife Jenny.

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@scottyhopper @luke_amott @spenderallegra So, as far as you are concerned, a non-US citizen cannot break a US law? I’ll leave you with that bs and will not continue this debate except to say that afaic I hope they get this crim in the US asap and either lock him away for life or put him against a wall.

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@scottyhopper @justdave_o @spenderallegra What do YOU know about corrupt politicians?

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@scottyhopper @justdave_o @spenderallegra Those politicians did not publish Wikileaks and reveal secret information. Assange did that.

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@NoNameDog5 Handsome.

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@muribelle Good looking bloke. So you don’t have it from a stranger, hey?

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@muribelle @CatInthehat002 Me too.

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Nothing gives me as much joy as watching any of the many vids of beautiful, cute, funny, loving animals. I can sit and watch hours and hours of them. And wish that more people have a look at them and learn.

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@spenderallegra Oh FFS. If it was up to me I’d have this traitor brought to the US and put him against a wall. Let it be over and done with.