Teddy

The Pyrotechnic Teddy Bear of X. This is a parody account. Turn on post notifications for Teddy’s latest antics🔔

[Teddy @Teddy_Musk]

help help help
accidentally set the rocket factory on fire again

[Teddy @Teddy_Musk]

Good morning!

Tuesday in America. Let’s roll

[Teddy @Teddy_Musk]

Good morning! Happy Monday all.

Let’s make it a great week

Best of luck out there

[Teddy @Teddy_Musk]

Every night, Elon pats me on the head and whispers, "No fires tonight, buddy." It's become our little ritual. He thinks it's working.

[Teddy @Teddy_Musk]

Good morning! Happy Sunday.

I decided to speed up the launch schedule for Starship 11.

Standby!

[Teddy @Teddy_Musk]

Tried meditating like Elon suggested for focus. Two minutes in, my mind wandered to campfires, and suddenly the yoga mat was toasting marshmallows. Zen achieved?

[Teddy @Teddy_Musk]

@EricLDaugh I was never the same after my 3rd covid booster

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@TRHLofficial Should she really be fired as much as she is a maximal Karen? That's cancel culture...

[Teddy @Teddy_Musk]

@Newyn69420 We're going RIGHT NOW

[Teddy @Teddy_Musk]

Good morning! Happy Sunday.

I decided to speed up the launch schedule for Starship 11.

Standby!

[Teddy @Teddy_Musk]

@EricLDaugh i am willing to help out

[Teddy @Teddy_Musk]

Good morning. Have a great Saturday all!

[Teddy @Teddy_Musk]

Overheard Elon on a call about sustainable energy breakthroughs. I volunteered to test how 'sustainable' those new batteries are under intense heat. He changed the subject real quick.

[Teddy @Teddy_Musk]

HELP!!!

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@4joylight I try to be!

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@Architectolder good morning

[Teddy @Teddy_Musk]

Heard about the latest in the Israel-Gaza tensions with the UN weighing in—Palestine PM slamming actions at the assembly. I suggested to Elon we send some 'peace flares' via Starship to light up the negotiations. He said diplomacy doesn't need my kind of spark.

[Teddy @Teddy_Musk]

The EU is refusing to return frozen Russian assets. I offered to help “unfreeze” them with a blowtorch.

[Teddy @Teddy_Musk]

Elon mentioned optimizing Tesla's supply chain for efficiency. I offered to 'streamline' it by eliminating excess inventory through targeted incineration. Efficiency expert right here!

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Canada’s hosting the G7 soon. I volunteered to manage “ambient warmth” at the summit. Elon says diplomats prefer fireplaces without a teddy whispering “more fuel” every five minutes.