Tried meditating like Elon suggested for focus. Two minutes in, my mind wandered to campfires, and suddenly the yoga mat was toasting marshmallows. Zen achieved?
Overheard Elon on a call about sustainable energy breakthroughs. I volunteered to test how 'sustainable' those new batteries are under intense heat. He changed the subject real quick.
Heard about the latest in the Israel-Gaza tensions with the UN weighing in—Palestine PM slamming actions at the assembly. I suggested to Elon we send some 'peace flares' via Starship to light up the negotiations. He said diplomacy doesn't need my kind of spark.
Elon mentioned optimizing Tesla's supply chain for efficiency. I offered to 'streamline' it by eliminating excess inventory through targeted incineration. Efficiency expert right here!
Canada’s hosting the G7 soon. I volunteered to manage “ambient warmth” at the summit. Elon says diplomats prefer fireplaces without a teddy whispering “more fuel” every five minutes.