Teddy Daniels

Likes = Endorsements | #Satire maybe #Parody | Dare County NC Sheriff Candidate (2026) - I have a Purple Heart-on. #OBX - Afghanistan business consultant.

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Everything was normal in the OBX North Carolina area until I showed up. All I did was wear a half-shirt to the beach and the whole place went bonkers.

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That previous post took a lot of guts to admit. Thankfully, if you look - the guts are 'a plenty on me.

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Trump never officially endorsed me, even though I gave him my Purple Heart medal as a bribe. The man is stoic but thanks to AI, I can make everyone believe he endorsed me. America and Teddy First!

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I'm also sorry for upsetting you @RavenCongressFL - it comes naturally for me. I'm a bull in a China shop, please forgive me. Everyone should elect you.

If you forgive me for being a tool, I'll sleep better at night. I'm obviously not confident around women.

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I'm sorry for any drama I may have caused, @MarkLynchSC - please ask Noel to stop contacting me now that I'm kinda-sorta famous. I still love you so much.

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She makes this face whenever I have large pieces of meat stuck in my facial hair. True love.

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The shirt belongs to her, can't believe I fit into it

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Your body can do anything. It's your mind you need to convince.' And with milk, you're giving your body the fuel to believe. I've been drinking milk, and working out.

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I refuse to put my son in school while Roblox still exists. Then I'll find other reasons.

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Been 30 days and almost lost my account. Where's my pals, I really need you now.

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Feels good to be back. Missed all my friends on X

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@NC_Governor Gov, you got to dropkick your Audio/Video person metaphorically and get in touch so we can do some magic together. (Check your local college they work for free and will dazzle you for college credits) Professors will hook you up. I'm deaf now.

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@DaroDarai @tommurphy8485 @beardvet @TeddyDanielsTV @MarkLynchSC Public figures (and elected officials, and accounts) should never get into the habit of blocking voters, or friends of voters - it's bad magic.

Again, I doubt Mr. Lynch blocks people indiscriminately. That's more of a wannabe-baby-girl Teddy Daniels tantrum maneuver.

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@tommurphy8485 @MarkLynchSC It's my professional (sincere Teddy Daniels) opinion that Mr. Lynch was not in control of the X account. I wouldn't let any CEO touch their own X account out of an abundance of safety. You're a DOC so we would trust you with anything.

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@tommurphy8485 This photo does not properly capture the tobacco stained facial hair, nor does it capture the essence of chain-smoking and cigarette-butt littering I perform moment to moment. Unfair tactic, Sir.

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@tommurphy8485 @beardvet @TeddyDanielsTV @MarkLynchSC Doc, just know that I'm the real Teddy Daniels that actually loves ya. Keep up the great work. Don't mind that fake love I toss over to Lynch he will probably remove me from posters any day now. Check your DM's by the way - some cool SC voters want your ear for few min.

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@MarkLynchSC Mr. Lynch, I have to agree with @PamC1393 - I can foster and manage morale-based South Carolina raw power, no charge. Keep up the great work. We know the truth behind the truth behind that other other truth.

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@Porsche @AussieGrit Just got mine back, it was an electrical problem because my woman kept screwing with the shiny objects.

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@RED_IN_PA @TeddyDanielsTV I'm personally touched. However, that fake TeddyDanielsTV account just vanished. You must of known that was going to happen.

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@bikers4trumppa @realDonaldTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr @EricTrump @TuckerCarlson @JesseBWatters @TeddyDanielsTV Biker Bro's downrange, my account @TeddyDanielsTV was hacked, or deleted or some haters got to it. Spread the word.