Tristan ⚡️

Senior Business Account Executive 📲 Charter Communications 📶 Fortune 100 Sales 💎 @Turo Power Host 🏎

[Tristan ⚡️ @teebirdtres]

They have now quadrupled 🥲 #C8

[Tristan ⚡️ @teebirdtres]

Welp... my sales quota just doubled 🥴

[Sam Parr @thesamparr]

P Terry's is a burger chain started in Austin, TX started by a husband and wife in 2005.

They do ~$200m a year now. Each location is $3 million to $6 million in annual sales.

In 2016 the couple took their first big dividend from the biz.

"We took a little less than 10 million out. That's the only money we've ever taken out in all these years at P. Terry's, in 21 years."

The founders seem like great people. They do interest free loans with employees, profit sharing, and a bunch of other cool stuff.

Full write up: https://t.co/HpfW1c6g7v

[BHENtel @TheBHentel]

Mama Daniels breast milk ain’t worth a fuck Jayden bones brittle af

[Polymarket Football @PolymarketBlitz]

🚨 HISTORY: Jayden Daniels quietly reached an NFL milestone before leaving with an injury.

Daniels became the fastest player in NFL history to reach:

5,000 passing yards
1,200 rushing yards
35 passing TDs

He did it in just 26 career games.

[Aaron @aaroncabrera_]

Leaving work early for a headache

[Tristan ⚡️ @teebirdtres]

Why do we have two guys running the same route

[brady @burgermanders]

We gotta talk about Terry

[Orm @orm0nde]

There is a somalian family barbecuing a pigeon over a shopping trolley on the driveway of the house opposite me

[Nick Kerns @nicktkerns]

We really might need this mf to be our Kirk Cousins.

[Grant Paulsen @GrantPaulsen]

The worst part about today, aside from the obvious that you feel for Jayden Daniels, is that it feels like the season went up in smoke and the Commanders haven't even had their home opener yet.

Fans haven't even gotten to NW Stadium yet and they're 0-2 and Daniels is out. Fans are flying across the ocean in a few weeks and he isn't going to play.

16 weeks and 15 games ahead. 90% of the season still ahead. Man.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Apple’s hardware chief says seeing people put screen protectors on their iPhones “makes my skin crawl.”

[John Fadule @fadule_]

Tim Tebow:

-jacked
-wife is 2017 Miss Universe
-benched 225lbs 32 times as a Freshman
-hates condoms
-Heisman Trophy winner
-2 National Championships
-spends his free time hunting child predators
-given 10,000 special needs kids the best day of their life
-great at being serious but you can tell he’s a blast to drink beer with at a wedding
-greatest College Football player of all-time

Superman has a poster of Tim Tebow in his bedroom.

If you’re not a fan of Tim Tebow you’re not a fan of life.

[LombardGoon @LombardGoon]

>Director is a Jew
>Depicts a White man who hunts child predators as a mentally unstable villain

Qurious

[HowlingRH Productions Ltd. @browasright]

Notice how they're both fat faggots

[Tristan ⚡️ @teebirdtres]

I promise they ain’t suffering lol

[BeezGotBuzz @BeezGotBuzz]

Scalpers and botters messed up with Pokemon 30th anniversary.

Hit rates so good you’re gonna get sick of looking at the same cards. Seriously.

Single prices tanking MONSTROUSLY with the amount of product printed.

This is the rocking they all deserve

[Kalshi Sports @KalshiSports]

JUST IN: A Kalshi user has a $44,269.87 position on the Washington Commanders to win the 2027 Super Bowl.

Potential payout of $2,055,796.86.

[Washington Commanders @Commanders]

Heading back home nearly 34 years later 🏟️

[BRITAIN IS BROKEN 🇬🇧 @BROKENBRITAIN0]

This is who wrote this article by the way.

[Los 🍇 @LosPollosTV]

I’ve seen more women mad at Sydney Sweeney for posing half naked in an ad than at the lady who viciously murdered her 3 children… You really can’t make this shit up 🤣

[Lane Kendall @lanedeankendall]

Michael Myers literally saw a baby, in a crib, and thought, “no, I’m above this. I may be a killer, but I’m not a monster”.

Absolutely mogs Lindsay Clancy.

[Tristan ⚡️ @teebirdtres]

@JayDanielsMVP Fire our OC rn dude is awful - Adam peters while ur at it
This game could’ve been put away along time ago if the O was rolling