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follow and u wont regret :)

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Fake is the new trend and everyone seems to be in style.

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"I'm bringing sexy back." Oh no. Honey, you're the reason it left.

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You text the
person you like... they don't
respond... Obviously, they are so
happy you text them that they
fainted. Duh...

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Be careful with what you say to a girl. One rude comment that you think is "no big deal" can ruin her completely

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Guys remember: When you are sitting there all day playing Call of Duty, your GF is calling some other guy to do your duty.

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My Christmas tree is so boring this year .. But it still looks pretty :) lol

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#ReplaceBrunoMarsSongsWithCarrot " talking to the carrot " ( talking to the moon )

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#ReplaceBrunoMarsSongsWithCarrot " mamas carrot nightmare " ( mamas worst nightmare )

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RT IF: Watching a horror movie and thinking "No don`t kill him! He`s hot!"

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A police man came up to me with a sniffer dog & said, "This dog tells me you`re on drugs." "I`m on drugs?! You`re the one talking to dogs!"

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Stop stressing over someone who broke your heart. They don`t deserve your tears

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Everywhere I look (`-` ) (._. ) ( ._.) ( `-`) there`s always something that reminds me of you.

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Two words guys hate : don't & stop unless u put them together

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Love is just a chapter in a guys book .. But to girls it's a whole story

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Don't ask for my opinion and get mad when I tell the truth

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`Are you home?` "no. I just answered my home phone from a bat cave"

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A boy`s eye is faster than Google when searching for a girl in a crowd.

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You`re so hot that you made me forget my pickup line ;)

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Still waiting for the best day of my life to happen.