carly tennes

hot girl culture reporter ™️.

[carly tennes @tennesanyone]

Earlier this summer, I got the privilege to speak with @willam and @sophieaslut about beauty and confidence and the importance of LGBTQAI+ SexEd. Read all about it here — and while you're at it, check out their hilarious @OUTtv series, F*cking Smart!

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[Adéṣẹ̀tọ́ @Illusionist_126]

Date idea: We watch The Odyssey and kiss every time Odysseus encounters an obstacle.

[tendollar @tendollardanny]

i don’t know who needs to hear this: you are a bad person for wanting human connection

[𝖓𝖆𝖟 ꒰ঌ ໒꒱ @nazzygirlxx]

you’re on thick ice. i love you

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Until death, all defeat is psychological.

[Gestalt 🧛🏿 @automatonb0y]

this video is kinda what I imagine dying feels like

[b @wwxwashere]

i know morning sickness when i see it, zendaya got that man pregnant

[𝖵𝗂𝗈𝗅𝖾𝗍 🌷 @Lapinerah]

You are fucking joking right like you're actually joking

[carly tennes @tennesanyone]

emeril walked so salt bae could hobble

[Cʅҽɱҽɳƚιɳҽ💜 @_theeunicorn_]

The era of Emeril Lagasse >>>>>>

[Courtney Howard @Lulamaybelle]

A perfect #TheOdyssey fan edit doesn’t ex—

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

it’s worth asking the question

[DI @relaxman222]

ideal bachelor party is you and 20 of your boys attending a live taping of Emeril

[Ben Jones @Ben_Jones88]

Checking my weekend schedule

[Variety @Variety]

“Weird Al” Yankovic turned down a million-dollar offer to perform in Saudi Arabia because "I don’t need to take any amount of money if it makes me feel icky."

"I was invited to the Riyadh Comedy Festival, which is something that I obviously did not want to do. They offered me, I’m not going to say how much, but it was seven figures to do one show, which is way more than I’ve ever been offered in my life to do a show. But I just couldn’t be part of that. I’m not dissing anybody that took the money because I’m sure everybody that went there got a lot of money. I’m sure they had their own reasons and justifications for doing it. But I’m doing enough that I don’t need to take any amount of money if it makes me feel icky, and that kind of did.” (via TribLive)

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[ninajirachi @ninajirachi]

thats my sisterr

[NurseBrianRN @rn_murse]

you odyssey deez nutz

[Spidey(救世主) @Savefile14]

People saying Lupita isn't attractive enough to play Helen Of Troy is really funny to me because she's mogging the fuck outta her hard

[Tommy Smokes @TomScibelli]

If I was in the Odyssey I think the Sirens would actually like me for me

[noah ˖͙͘͡★ @bjorksteria]

M.I.A album covers

[carly tennes @tennesanyone]

trying to eat a salad in 2026

[amze♡ @chaeizm]

how do i get this on streaming platforms