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[u m a m i @u_m_a_m_i]

Sony owns a patent that would force viewers to exclaim the brand name during commercials to end them.

[Mia Mulder @Potatopolitics]

New yorkers think they're the only people in the world that have stores

[tenochtitlan @tenochtitlan]

@DanaENight Awesome, no worries. All the best and continued success! ☺️

[tenochtitlan @tenochtitlan]

@DanaENight Oh, yes, it's a disaster in Europe. I've literally brought them back in my suitcase. I'll check later if I have a bonus roll I can send you, at least in Switzerland there's also expat import stores that have it a lot cheaper.

[tenochtitlan @tenochtitlan]

@DanaENight I never had larger areas to cover, but really liked Glad Press & Seal as it's sturdier and less sticky while you're trying to put it on.

[Matthew Yglesias @mattyglesias]

First optimistic report I’ve seen about Twitter’s future in a while

[tenochtitlan @tenochtitlan]

@Milo_Edwards https://t.co/8B3xNARJ8x

[Populism Updates @PopulismUpdates]

Fetterman communications director on last night's win (via @cityafreaks)

[Tony Tost @tonytost]

Congratulations to John Fetterman for being the first key grip elected to the US Senate.

[Evan Dahm @evandahm]

saw this in a dream

[ltm @legotrillermoth]

its YOUR plane

[Evan Marshall @theDopeState]

Me: So tell me what a Bay Leaf tastes like.

Defendant: um..

Me: Tell me.

Defense Lawyer: objection your honor, badgering.

Judge: Sustained.

Me: If it’s so important describe the flavor to me.

Defendant: um, spice.. it has um

Def Lawyer: Your honor!

ME: WHAT DOES A

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

paleontologist is the funniest job to me. so rare for a seven year old to stick to their major life goals