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Translating waffle, deflection, distraction and bollocks. Socialist, Evertonist. STH.

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@Joco818790

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@Zack_magaig .
Biggest cunt, biggest rapist, biggest baby

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@MustangMan_TX

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We football supporters will overlook some shady owners.

But the day Gold and Sullivan bought West Ham they should've been chased by a mob of outraged parents.

Instead The Hammers sold their souls for some vague promises of 'glory'.

And by the way...
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@AFG_0007 .
She must reeeeeaaaally love her Mexican boyfriend.

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@JamesAB999 @RuaneGene .
"Away with you bottom feeder"?

Nah, don't think so you dumb cunt.

Y' see many of us these days have a LOT more than one account, which means cowards like you don't always get to have the last word before retreating.

And btw, as for your 'laughing' emojis?

LOL-RAGER!!

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@realrikkidoolan .
But it WASN'T a pride parade was it Prikki.

Don't you know God sees all and knows when you're lying?

(ie: when he sees your fucking lips moving)

"Repent ye grifter before thou art called!" 14.7

(mind you, for that cunty hair dye job👇, you'll be going to hell anyway)
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@i_am_the_weenie @nw_nicholas .
"It's a boy!"
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@LyticaAnna68024 @SophiePrestonHa

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@UnMutedMindX @SophiePrestonHa .
If Cllr ME-ME-ME!! (nb: who walks around every day filming herself talking far right shite) is SO convinced about the sexist plumber, she should put a few grand on him for the win.

A £5k stake would currently return £30k (bet365) and..well..what do bookies know eh?

Right?
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@KevinEnglan94 @christianbrexit .
"Don't speak of your Protestant minister,
Nor of his church without meaning or faith,
For the foundation stone of his temple
Was the bollocks of Henry the Eighth" - Brendan Behan

CoE?

A sham from day one.

Pope tells fatso he can't divorce Catherine of Aragon, fatso says...
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@christianbrexit

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@Sandile8923131 @revwickland .
He is indeed - well spotted!

In fact Pastor Parsul is what's commonly known as a 'GRRRRifter'
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@Excellentsalvic

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@gordon861 @joe_yer99 .
My guess is about seven takes

(with seven breaks for pizzas)
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@DonnaLouise1212 @Keir_Starmer @JDVance

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@beverleyturner @kanyewest .
Does having your tongue up Trump's ringpiece every day make it difficult to sing along with Kanye's 'lyrics'?
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@XOQueenEsther