Terry Meiners ™️

Cracking wise on Kentucky airwaves since 1976 | | flyboy ✈️ RTs ≠ agreement | KBA & St. Stephen Martyr HOF 🎓 | @StXTigers Hall of Honors

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@megangailey math is immune to sentiment

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@JuryTrialReport That’s my next tattoo!

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I hope my new chest tattoo doesn’t prevent me from becoming a senator.

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@JuryTrialReport What about if I have it moved to my expansive forehead? Would Kentuckians accept that?

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@VP @ValhallaGolf Photo via @WClark_TV

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.@VP JD Vance is in Louisville. Air Force 2 landed a short time ago at Muhammad Ali International Airport.

The temporary flight restriction is in place until Sunday, but could be shortened after the VP departs.

No word yet on the reason for his visit. Motorcade on the Gene Snyder north of I 64

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@VP @ValhallaGolf .@VP landing video via SDFplanespotting on Instagram 🛬 https://t.co/gM9652M8qn

[UofL Health @UofLHealth]

⚾ UofL Health will offer free prostate cancer PSA blood tests @LouisvilleBats game Sunday, July 12, from noon to 3 p.m. Urologist Jessica Schardein, M.D., and @terrymeiners discuss why men should take advantage of this screening opportunity. 🎧 https://t.co/TUc0jC6UIg

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VP J.D. Vance's motorcade traveled north on the Snyder Freeway from I-64 east.

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Hunt Brothers Truck Stop pizza 🍕 5/2

[Austin Horn @_AustinHorn]

Morgan & Morgan 4-1
Kroger 6-1
Central Bank 13-2
Valvoline 8-1
Toyota 10-1
KY Bourbon Trail (or any bourbon brand) 15-1
Friends of Coal/Alliance 20-1
UPS 50-1
The Ghost of Fazoli's 100-1
The field 9-2

[Encyclopaedia Britannica @Britannica]

Orville Wright died on January 30, 1948.

Kenny Loggins was born on January 7, 1948.

That means the guy who invented flight and the guy who sang “Danger Zone” from “Top Gun” were alive at the same time.

[End3of6Days9 (Helen) 🇺🇸 @end3of6days9]

Finally, someone made a video explaining how to read a tape measure. I’ve gone my whole life just counting the little lines like, “Okay, that’s 6 inches… plus five little lines."

He said he’d show us how to read a tape measure in under a minute… turns out he’s much better at reading measurements than he is at reading a clock.

Meanwhile, this guy is out here making it sound so simple. I feel both educated and personally attacked.

Do how to read a tape measure, or are you also out here counting lines like me?

[Terry Meiners ™️ @terrymeiners]

I've parodied dozens of local celebs during my career. Some didn't care for their caricature but Howard Schnellenberger totally embraced his. He would play along at public events, jumping on stage to call me DISC JOCKEY, mock my masculinity, and pretend to light his pipe by striking a match "on that bald head."

One night at @840WHAS Radio, Howard blasted through my studio door and demanded that I step out into the hallway. He was obviously angry and wanted answers from me.

Backing me up to the wall, he leaned in and barked "Did you say I was cheating on my wife?"

Completely confused, my brain went into overdrive trying to figure out what he was talking about. Finally, I put two and two together and recited details of a radio sketch I'd aired a week earlier.

As Schnelly sneered in my face, I meekly told him. "I had your boss Bill Olsen telling you to get more involved in the community. He said 'I want you to be a philanthropist.'"

The Schnellenberger character replies, "You want me to cheat on my wife?"

Olsen: "No, that's a philanderer. A philanthropist gives away his money."

Schnellenberger: (long pause) "You got any other ideas?" 😂

After a few seconds, the real Howard Schnellenberger cocked an eyebrow and muttered "Oh." Then he walked away.

I had to go change my pants.

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50 Years of Terry Meiners radio bits here: 🗣️ https://t.co/5oAusbW5ZW

[Khaylee @RealKhaylee]

I love and hate prepping someone for a deposition.

To make them understand how a deposition works, the first question I ask is, “Do you know what time it is?”

Nearly every single time, the person will either check his or her watch, or look up at a clock. Then, they will say “Yes, it is 10:30.”

At this point I just smile and shake my head. “No.” Then, I explain why their answer is wrong:

I asked if they knew the time. Not what time it was currently.

Me: “So what would your answer be then?”

Witness: “Yes.”

Me: “Wrong.”

They didn’t know the time, because they had to look at a watch or clock.

If you are ever deposed and do not have a bitch like me prepping you, remember this key: Listen to the question and answer only what is asked. And only what you actually know or recall.

No charge for this advice.

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@ThrillaRilla369 @AnthonyOliverR I said that last Feb-brew-airy

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@ThrillaRilla369 suppose-ub-lee

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@racercard @Wimbledon

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After the U.S. World Cup disappointment, America is now officially out of this year's @Wimbledon Championships.

Hello, baseball season.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

IT'S 'HEAR, HEAR,' NOT 'HERE, HERE.'

IT'S 'SNEAK PEEK,' NOT 'SNEAK PEAK.'

IT'S 'EXACT REVENGE,' NOT 'EXTRACT REVENGE.'

IT'S 'BY AND LARGE,' NOT 'BY IN LARGE.'

THIS HAS BEEN A CAPSLOCK PSA.

[🔮 Russ Smith & The Void 🔮 @TheRussdiculous]

Thanks for the time Terry ✊