Shteeve

random thoughts throughout my existence

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If world war z taught you anything, it’s SHUT THE FUCK UP!

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I wanna go back to when I didn’t know ‘Lost’ had a shitty ending.

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Short people with umbrellas are very dangerous.

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You don’t know anxiety until you’ve been in a packed Costco

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Been really feeling my inner Hank Moody lately.

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I was just super insensitive to a friend when they told me their grandparent died and said that they were putting their life on hold. #shit

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Watching girls trying to capture the “perfect” boomerang IG is a new favorite pastime. #getitgirl

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You know it's hot when your ass cools down the toilet seat. #fuck

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Just saw a guy do a key bump in traffic. I had a rough night last night too. #ifeelyoubro

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I got into an Uber pool last night with a girl I hooked up with a while ago. Fucking random. We're grabbing drinks this week. Thanks Uber 😉

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Pet peeve: when you ask someone a serious question and they don't respond for hours but post 7 times on social media. #fuckoff

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At the ripe age of 28, my metabolism decided that some maintenance is required. Guess I gotta get my ass to a gym. #DontBeAFatFuck 🖕🖕

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You know it's going to be a shit day when you spend $3500 before you even wake up.

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@Tony_Samps @portugaltheman What do you think?

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Leave for work, slip on broken step, spill coffee all over myself *go back inside, crawl back in bed, fuck life, try again tomorrow*

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Creating incentives for my FOH to up-sell items is tough. I tried offering food and wine. Maybe I'll try eightballs. #givethemwhattheywant