Derek Witt

I will take your mom out for a nice seafood dinner.. and never call her again.

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Back on the grind

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Hungover Yay

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How bout them Broncos!

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Why does it seem like chinese people are always running or in a hurry.

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@BirdmanAndersen it's actually called hit it and buy it

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@mcnastyIV those were the days haha kent used to take us to the hot springs

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jk ryan don't you get all sad on me now

[Derek Witt @thatdudeDEREK]

god i wish i was 24 and had nothing better to do then call 17 year olds pussy's on twitter. no names though. @provost0256

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Aliens? Really? I thought better of you nicholas cage.

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The knowing is scaring the Shit outta me

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Just got done hittin the diving board at the springs. Used to hit that with @mcnastyIV erday lol

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The reason i am most proud to live in colorado is south park

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Still moving and its still priceless

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Packing a uhaul at ten oclock? Priceless

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ladies get in my mercedes

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whats happenin peeps

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@duran_man you know it!

[Derek Witt @thatdudeDEREK]

@mcnastyIV i got a dirt bike :)

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Hey do me a favor call me a jerk again

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word.