Shubham Pushkar

Scared of Omni Vans & Clowns.
Misanthrope | Atheist | Linguist | Omniscient.
Talk to me about StandUp Comedy, Technology, Politics, Automobiles & 90s era.

[Shubham Pushkar @ThatEnfielder]

जो आदमी झूठ के रथ पर सवार हो कर आया है,
वो बहुत जल्द हिन्दुस्तान के आकाश को धूल से भर देगा
और इतना भर देगा कि अब आप उस धूल से बचने के लिए चाहे जितना महँगा चश्मा लगा लें, मेहनत बहुत करनी पड़ेगी इतना धुन्ध है आपकी आँखों के सामने
- रवीश कुमार

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@AnilCha01310847 @sakshijoshii 2 kaudi par BJP waalon kaa copyright hona chaahiye. Waisi hi ochi bhaasha aur poora bhajpa khandan 2 kaudi kaa hi hai. Godse ke pille.

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@deltavega2 @htTweets Aisa l@ude fek ke maaroonga tum BJ party waalon ke, poora khanda ch*d jaayega.

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@KS9466644287492 @htTweets Ro le. Godse putr.

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@htTweets Savage 🤣

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@TajinderBagga Then
Now
Forever

Chappal Chor 😂

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@htTweets There're huge encorachment on the inside streets of Rohini Sector 20.
@gupta_rekha please ask your team to look into the matter. They left after cleaning only the outer encorachment.

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@TajinderBagga Bagga isliye dukhi hai aur salty ho raha hai, kyonki log bahut thhe, lekin isko jaane nahi diya. He so wanted that chappalchori business to flourish. An opportunity went in vain 😭

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@TajinderBagga He's alive

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@gharkekalesh Chaar gaali main de doonga aur 😂😂
Unki video download karke rakhoonga. Tu wahaan se hatwayegi, main upload kar doonga😂😂

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@mythicbxrn Punchable only after wearing gloves. This is that HIV, which is contagious.

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@DjChouhan84 @TalkSick000 @BhaiiSamrat Thane ki richshaw chala beta 😂😂

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@BhaiiSamrat Tu bhi toh uske tyre kaa goo chaatne jaata hai.
Uski baat mat kar, apni kar 😂😂
Tatpoonjiye.

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@BJP4India BJP ke ghar ke sabhi leaders ke ghar abhi Soham Naik ko bhej raha hoon ❤️

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@AMISHDEVGAN Gullu. The official B&D 😂😂
Aaltu Faaltu Paaltu Pilla

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@aajtak @anjanaomkashyap Ganjana, the boss of fake news. Dharmendra Ji ki aatma, aa ke tere chaante baja ke jaayegi biki hui patyalkar. Aise ganja kar degi tujhe.

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@drunkenmonk_24 @amitmalviya Tu mele ki dhakkamukki 😂😂

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@im_mahi0 Aisa saare post waalon ki DP kyon nahi hoti?
Jha2 Godse ki shaitaani hain sab ke sab

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@BabliChachi @impuni @AmitShah Iska pati buddha hoga 😂😂
Jal gayi buddhi ki

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@impuni @AmitShah Tera pati buzurg dikhta hoga. Buddha. Dokar. 😂

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@drunkenmonk_24 @amitmalviya Tera baap gaandu tha, usi ki hinjdi kokh se nikla tu gaandu😂