steppa pig

they call me the 8th wonder of the world

[steppa pig @the2ndmouse]

two mice fell into a bucket of cream

[steppa pig @the2ndmouse]

need to go on record saying that mara still has the steppa stamp of approval

[steppa pig @the2ndmouse]

well we got one of each

[steppa pig @the2ndmouse]

bucks need any of:
philon
acuff
burries
mikel

but will draft one of:
haugh
mara
quaintance
ament

and i will lose my shit

[steppa pig @the2ndmouse]

well welcome to the bucks kiddo

[steppa pig @the2ndmouse]

how every nba gm’s draft board should look tonight broken by tier:

aj

caleb
dp
acuff
boozer

mikel
philon
burries
mara
kingston

yaxel
ebuka
swain
carr

morez
wagler
meleek
andersin
stirtz

ament
slim
steinbach
cenac
koa
quaintance

veesaar
graves
karim lopez
zuby
izaiyah

[steppa pig @the2ndmouse]

if the bucks draft ament & steinbach i’m burning the city of milwaukee to the ground

[steppa pig @the2ndmouse]

happier when i’m drunk simple as that

[steppa pig @the2ndmouse]

handcuffed myself to a pool chair and can’t leave until i finish all the drinks i came with

[steppa pig @the2ndmouse]

doesn’t play ayo and tj until his hands are tied and they do this every time they get minutes

[steppa pig @the2ndmouse]

i know chris finch hates college ball

[steppa pig @the2ndmouse]

a fist fight wearing a suit and tie

[steppa pig @the2ndmouse]

then again how much worse would that be than what i’m doing now

[steppa pig @the2ndmouse]

i often think how different my life would be if wisconsin won in 2015

[steppa pig @the2ndmouse]

but who knows maybe i’d be dealing drugs to homeless guys

[steppa pig @the2ndmouse]

looks like spring break in vegas is getting extended @KaticMichael

[steppa pig @the2ndmouse]

my last two uber eats orders

[Coach Pimp Sanderson @PimpSanderson]

Don’t let these guys leave with their keys

[steppa pig @the2ndmouse]

@SznPltts mister kai would call him a pussy and run the other way

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

You sure you good to drive bro?

[steppa pig @the2ndmouse]

wait until you guys see my draft big board

[steppa pig @the2ndmouse]

bucks need any of:
philon
acuff
burries
mikel

but will draft one of:
haugh
mara
quaintance
ament

and i will lose my shit