Codsworth

So cooked always all the time completely

[🏭🏘🏢Sean Galbraith🗻❄️🥏 @PlannerSean]

We have so many of these houses in Toronto, the 2 floors over low height garage, and they almost always look like garbage (like the one in the photo does).

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

i’m kinda obsessed with this terf who speaks in riddles

[christine @crycartband]

@babyknifespice there's only 2 kinds of transphobes, people who talk like sephiroth and people who talk like a magical hobo

[Nicholas Carrigg @nicholascarrigg]

Never see you guys at the dovecote anymore

[Fľøkï @Dee_Floki]

Brutalist Monuments

[Uncle Randolphius🇻🇦🍁 @MaybeNotRandov]

Vancouver Island, colloquially known as HYPERBOREA

[ferret! 💛🦇 (#1 BAT LOVER) @FerretFlowerr]

VAMPIRE BATS VAMPIRE BATS

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

BITING YOU BITING YOU

[Rat @RatInControl]

pocket rat 🐀

[Codsworth @TheBookOfFester]

@Kenny_So_Sweet @alluringskull It is true though hun, my life is better than yours and always will be. There is no amount of impotent rage you can produce that can change it. Do your kids know what kind of person their father is I wonder?

[Codsworth @TheBookOfFester]

@Kenny_So_Sweet @alluringskull That's cute. What you need to remember sugar is that my life is better than yours. I'm happier, more successful, more fulfilled and more loved than you are.
There is no amount of seething or coping you can do that can detract from this simple truth. ¯\_ (ツ)_/¯

[Codsworth @TheBookOfFester]

@tuffesttuffer9 @KeemitOfficial @alluringskull Your entire post history is racial hatred and soft-core child pornography. Consider sorting your own shit out fam

[Liam @LegoRacers2]

@dystopiangf Online right-wingers with a proclaimed interest in anthropology or history will mock liberal strawmen for identifying with the common human experience of people in Peru or Somalia, then turn around to say “Marcus Aurelius would have wanted you to vote for Spencer Pratt”

[Liam @LegoRacers2]

@lIIlllIIIIl1 @dystopiangf This didn’t really happen. Some public universities used annoying woke language to justify slashing humanities programs, but these cuts only happened because of right-wing legislators reducing resource availability for the study of the humanities

[Liam @LegoRacers2]

@dystopiangf You people created this situation through a century-long attempt to destroy education and its access, to degrade the arts, and to spit on vernacular culture. You can’t complain that we are the only ones left who care for the common heritage of mankind

[Gwen ☕ @GwenpostingTTV]

"You run like a girl."
"[Deadname] is gay I just can't prove it."
"Why do you write like a girl?"
"Why are you sitting on the ground like a girl?"
"Don't hold your drink like a girl, hold it like this."

*transitions*

What the fuck is wrong with you? Don't you realize that y

[Codsworth @TheBookOfFester]

@eplsoff @alluringskull Brother I guarantee my life is better than yours

[Codsworth @TheBookOfFester]

@R3VOLT88 @KeemitOfficial @alluringskull Better than yours too snookums

[Codsworth @TheBookOfFester]

@KeemitOfficial @alluringskull Don’t talk about your mother like that she’s a nice lady