Choc The Waxer

I’m a mf Superhero & I save the world one VAG at a time 😻

[Kheumani @Kheumani]

He’ll keep tabs on you for the rest of your life when he realize how bad he tweaked on you.

[pau @_leovenus]

i know the space inbetween is frustrating. when you are mid transition and feel stagnant. i want to remind you that even though you may not feel movement in the physical, trust that mountains are being moved for you behind the scenes. trust spirit. trust the stillness.

[Choc The Waxer @thechocfactory]

I’ve been doing a whole lot of Behind The Scenes work, to prepare for my retirement from Waxing. We literally been keeping secrets for over a year. One of my hugest secrets is 6 months old 🤫😂

[Choc The Waxer @thechocfactory]

EVERYBODY selling dreams! I’m too cheap to buy one 🤧

[Choc The Waxer @thechocfactory]

Unpopular Opinion: There’s absolutely NOTHING wrong with having a 9-5.

[Choc The Waxer @thechocfactory]

Clients Don’t Book With People Like You 😴

[Choc The Waxer @thechocfactory]

Belief in self is the ONLY get rich quick scheme that actually works 🤷🏾‍♀️

[Choc The Waxer @thechocfactory]

How to spot a FAKE GURU 🚩
(F)ollowing
(A)ttitude
(K)now Everything
(E)mpowerment
(G)ate Keeping
(U)neducated
(R)ich
(U)nethical

[Choc The Waxer @thechocfactory]

FOLLOWING 🟰 💰

and the lie detector test determines THAT WAS A LIE!

[Choc The Waxer @thechocfactory]

Quit reducing yourself and your experiences for “validation” or to fit somebody else’s version of “success”.

[Choc The Waxer @thechocfactory]

it’s going to be very hard to get off your ass, find some gratitude, and change your reality. Our mind is our strongest weapon. The more negativity you feed it, the weaker it becomes.

[Choc The Waxer @thechocfactory]

You gotta think your parents were raggedy, childhood was raggedy, your co-parent is raggedy, car, clothes, shoes, job, etc is all RAGGEDY.

Regardless of how “true” it is—If you wake up everyday sulking over how “raggedy” your life is or has been..

[Choc The Waxer @thechocfactory]

That “rags to riches” story these Fake Gurus be selling y’all.. is exactly what’s keeping you stuck!

Everybody wanna go from Rags 2 Riches so bad. But in order to get to the “riches”, you first have to convince yourself that your current situation is raggedy.

[Choc The Waxer @thechocfactory]

He questioned.. and I quote.. “Do y’all know when y’all stinking up the room?”

[Choc The Waxer @thechocfactory]

According to him, 80% of women need HELP with feminine hygiene.

[Choc The Waxer @thechocfactory]

Whew! @NickCannon got some panties in a bunch. Literally & figuratively chile 😮‍💨

[Choc The Waxer @thechocfactory]

I ain’t clearing up no rumors, unless they say I shave my 😻.