Cryptic

professionally unprofessional
creator of Istvan's Thoth, Doth, and Froth
Fiendsmiths #1 Hater
loyal Mauldalorian and Shadow Collective Member

[Cryptic @TheCrypticVA]

@hdwmovies I will die on the hill that Temple of Doom is underrated

[Cryptic @TheCrypticVA]

If Rulette 3 does ever happen I think a really funny cast for the episode would be Brennan, Ally, and Jacob or Izzy, Vic, and Lou

[Game Changer 👐 @GameChangerSam]

➡️ Go to Dropout to watch behind-the-scenes of the Game Changer "Rulette 2" episode: https://t.co/aYRqQrBX0B

[Cryptic @TheCrypticVA]

@JeffProbs_real @morphinpug @SurvivorQuotesX @kelleywentworth she was 27 and 28 on Season 29, 28 and 29 on season 31, and then 31 and 32 on season 38.

So she played when she was 27, 28, 29, 31, and 31.

[Cryptic @TheCrypticVA]

honestly this probably isn’t even his most embarrassing tweet

[Smash JT @SmashJT]

This is unnecessary and intentionally signaling Trans.
They know what they’re doing.

Once you notice bisexual lighting being used, you can not unsee it. This is intentional.

I will not be gaslit.

[Cryptic @TheCrypticVA]

mfer doesn’t know shit about Vehicular and Brennan’s dynamic

[Nerdcognito @Nerdcognito]

If you don't think Brennan Lee Mulligan removing rolls from a Critical Role episode was intended to be destructive to the hobby you haven't been paying attention.

"Dice are actually ableist."

No love for the hobby, only for their agenda & graft.

They. Don't. Really. Play.

[Cryptic @TheCrypticVA]

I think Ikki, just a gut feeling

[symplyTonbra @SymplyTonbra]

Who do you think would have been aang's Most favourite grandchild???

[Cryptic @TheCrypticVA]

Prime Aang would clear

[f☻sa @e_fosa08]

Prime Aang runs the Legend of Korra gauntlet. How far does he get?

Round 1: Amon
Round 2: Kuvira
Round 3: Red Lotus
Round 4: Dark Avatar

[Cryptic @TheCrypticVA]

1. Why is Toph on the right and Korra on the left?
2. Rava and Vatu are just lame
3. You can see the Mechanist designing the drill in Northern Air Temple
4. Most people hate the lion turtle ex machina
5. The ocean spirit was mad that the moon spirit was killed

[LEO_COMIC @orisha1808]

Does look fishy🤔

[Cryptic @TheCrypticVA]

Ok, why are you mad? Do people find you irritating to play with because you have a whole set of dice up your ass?

[Nerdcognito @Nerdcognito]

Critical Role's Brennan Lee Mulligan ditched D&D's dice in Campaign 4: no roll needed because a PC monologue was "too good."

Performance now overrides actual gameplay.

This isn't D&D. It's scripted celebrity theater pretending to be gaming.

They. Don't Really. Play.

[Cryptic @TheCrypticVA]

this is why they call him the dragon of the west

[Greg Baldwin @GregBaldwinIroh]

Riddle me this…

What’s an acceptable use of AI?

Who should lose their jobs to AI?

Answer…

Studio Executives.

[Cryptic @TheCrypticVA]

Iroh dropping heat like its Sozins Comet

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Uncle Iroh voice actor Greg Baldwin criticizes Paramount over the state of the 'Avatar: The Last Airbender' franchise

“Paramount doesn’t care about ATLA ... The new regime at Paramount is straight up evil"

"I can speak freely because I’m 65 years old and my pocketful of fucks is seriously depleted"

"Working as a paralegal at various studios in LA for thirty years…I had the opportunity to observe studio executives closely. They’re generally a slippery and clueless bunch who shouldn’t be allowed near anything remotely creative…but the new regime at Paramount is straight up evil"

"These soulless bastards have nothing but contempt for a show about grace and redemption and the struggle against fascism"

"ATLA is a mystery to them."

"They. Do. Not. Value. The. Franchise."

"Who should lose their jobs to AI? Answer… Studio Executives. Ironically…those cockroaches will be the last to go"

"In conclusion… Fuck you, Paramount"

(via @GregBaldwinIroh)

[Cryptic @TheCrypticVA]

he was Zhao?

[ToonHive @ToonHive]

Happy 63rd birthday to the talented Jason Isaacs.

[Cryptic @TheCrypticVA]

Live Action doesn't really do him justice

[Star Wars Daily @StarWarsDaily_]

What are your opinions on Dave Filoni?

[Cryptic @TheCrypticVA]

it's not my favorite, but I fr think I'm the only person on earth that doesn't hate the droid arc

[rara☆ @rarasden]

guys important question what is your fav clone wars arc??

[Cryptic @TheCrypticVA]

Clone Wars was good since the start, season 3 is just when it became more consistent.

Absolute bangers are still from the first two seasons
like Malevolence, Ryloth, Ambush, Rookies, Deserter, and Mandalore

not to mention characters like Hondo and Cad Bane who are awesome.

[Ricky @Rickaayyyyy]

People are unwilling to give this a chance, but will swear by Star Wars “it gets good in season 3” The Clone Wars

[𝔟𝔯𝔶𝔱𝔱𝔫𝔦 @bryttnicimo]

💜

[Cryptic @TheCrypticVA]

it’s the next part of the breast milk challenge

[Sam Reich @samreich]

just throwing this out there

[Cryptic @TheCrypticVA]

when marvel is your source of norse mythology

[Endymion @EndymionYT]

If the God of War Laufey game was instead about Thor post Ragnarok finding his worthiness again to wield Mjolnir & coming to terms with his failure & issues with Odin & he fought other gods & eventually became the Thunder god again I would be throwing money at the screen.

And you would call it God of Thunder & its its own spin off & Thor is fighting the Tibetan gods & such, yeah that would be a day one for me

[Deion | SeeReax @SeeReax]

Alex (Cimo) was one of the nicest, most down to earth people I ever had a chance to interact with in the YGO space. Even if brief. Extremely sad to see the news of his passing... He will be sorely missed.

lost for words.

Praying for his close friends, and family

Rest In Peace

[Cryptic @TheCrypticVA]

I'm still just processing everything, its fucking hard man.

In the next few weeks I want to do a charity stream dedicated to @Cimoooooooo and raising money for people who are fighting cancer

if anyone in the community wants to help with that I would appreciate it

FUCK CANCER

[rhyme @Rhymestyle]

Still unreal that i'm writing this, but RIP Alex. He was one of the greatest humans out there. Period. An absolute pillar in the community and just all around great man. Fuck man.

I love you bro @Cimoooooooo and thank you for everything. RIP.