The Crypto Monk

Professional crypto gambler

[The Crypto Monk @thecryptomonk]

@ActuFoot_ @lequipe Ça sent le coup d’état pour renverser le général

[The Crypto Monk @thecryptomonk]

In 2021, that would have been an 4000 SOL bounty.
How low has this industry fallen…

Getting a perm tat for less than 3k…

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Indian man permanently tattoos meme coin ticker on his forehead for a 40 SOL Pump.​fun bounty.

[Holiness @F1BigData]

Lance Stroll has managed to receive a track limits penalty on a circuit that is almost entirely enclosed by walls

[The Crypto Monk @thecryptomonk]

@mikerochac @ESPNF1 Pre-hybrid era was decent

[The Crypto Monk @thecryptomonk]

@Motorsport Diddy’s crew

[The Crypto Monk @thecryptomonk]

@El_Zerdo @GlobalWatchClub They haven’t restocked yet. The hype will die down

[The Crypto Monk @thecryptomonk]

@MercedesAMGPCF1 Fumbling races with a rocket ship. Give that seat to someone else

[The Crypto Monk @thecryptomonk]

@F1 Cringe post.
Bring back Ecclestone management era.

[The Crypto Monk @thecryptomonk]

@frentzen_hh Better tire compounds + massive torque I suppose

[The Crypto Monk @thecryptomonk]

@ActuFoot_ Un champs de patates

[The Crypto Monk @thecryptomonk]

@TMtheOG Heavy bags

[The Crypto Monk @thecryptomonk]

@the_zb_ Russell isn’t champion material.

[The Crypto Monk @thecryptomonk]

@0xPeterpan Selling kool aid in da street

[The Crypto Monk @thecryptomonk]

Bankers are first in line to go.
Completely useless salesmen.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: A growing number of people reportedly say they trust AI to manage money & make investment decisions, threatening the wealth management industry.

[The Crypto Monk @thecryptomonk]

@unhingedfeed X5?

[scooter @imperooterxbt]

Bitcoin is going to ZERO

YOUR CRYPTO INVESTMENTS ARE ALL GONNA GET EXPLOITED

YOU WASTED YEARS OF YOUR LIFE LISTENING TO A BUNCH OF CARTOON LARPS ON TWITTER JUST LOL BUDDY BOY.

KEEP COPING ITS OVER

[The Crypto Monk @thecryptomonk]

@HunterBiden @BTCOlN @gmoneyNFT Lmao

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@gmoneyNFT Hyperliquid

[The Crypto Monk @thecryptomonk]

Last time I had a real job was in 2016.
Would be hilarious explaining that gap on my resume.

[scooter @imperooterxbt]

Finally the crypto scam is coming to an end. All the people who made it their personality or a career out of it will have to go find a real job.

Life comes at you fast, ITS OVER.