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Who is the patron saint of being in love with someone you have to leave?

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"In another life, I would have really liked....just doing laundry and taxes with you..

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@DRUCK4EVER @FXNetworks @alwayssunny @hulu @KaitlinOlson Because they shellac her with makeup and blast her with light to soften up all her features.

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@FXNetworks @alwayssunny @hulu @KaitlinOlson That's because they're all hopped up on Abani berries.

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@kevin_zener @FXNetworks @alwayssunny @hulu @KaitlinOlson Dee? Where does he put his feet?

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@elonmusk That sucks. You paid for something that makes you feel bad. Twitter to you is like a terrible girlfriend or a gym membership or that feeling you get after you eat too much fast food. Dude dump it. Get toxicity out of your life. If it'll help I'll take it off your hands for $400.

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@AppleTVPlus Can't wait! Everyone I know loves this show. Why is this season, supposedly it's last?

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Mark my words. We are two years at most away from a world where Netflix is a thing of the past. I just want to say thanks to everyone at Netflix that made it great and all the executives there now is a who's who of who not to hire.

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Google sucks and we deserve better. Let's make Google the new MySpace and give someone else the keys.

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@KillerTacos54 @furyofthearts Yup, yup.

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@KillerTacos54 @furyofthearts He always does. The man is brilliant. I've never really looked forward to an Antman film but I am now. We never got to see the ultra talented Mr Wright's vision but Marvel has put together an amazing cast for the last two installments, yawn as they were(just my opinion) but now!

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@Reuters Elated! Just elated.

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Hey Texas, let's make a deal. You get rid of Ted Cruz and we will get rid of Rick Scott, Marco Rubio and Ron DeSantis.#Texas #Florida #WeDeserveBetter