dobby the elf on the shelf

the kind of guy you bring home (to meet your parents)

[Tom Cecil @scopgieb]

Bro there’s nothing worse than when the jig is up

[dobby the elf on the shelf @thedanchannel]

i yelled “GET INTO IT YUH” in my sleep last night @DojaCat

[dobby the elf on the shelf @thedanchannel]

what do u call it when the french play nintendo?

oui tennis

[dobby the elf on the shelf @thedanchannel]

i strictly use emojis sarcastically

[dobby the elf on the shelf @thedanchannel]

to the stranger on campus: i wasn’t winking at you, something got in my eye as we simultaneously made eye-contact crossing paths

[dobby the elf on the shelf @thedanchannel]

sometimes you gotta give em the benefit of the clout

[dobby the elf on the shelf @thedanchannel]

\/ibe check: cheese -> coffee -> adderall -> explosive diarrhea