'Davros' Morgan

Student of advanced Mechanics. Worked at nasa. Go nighthawks :) NOT a model...or a chick xD

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Photography is weird, man.

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Excuse me, I am just trying to do my job, ma’am, please refrain from using that language.

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When your girl is hungry but her lipstick is flawless.

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What a catfish is saying by blocking you...

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When your posts constantly get stolen for Instagram and go viral.

Seems fair. 🐸☕️

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Missed the golden opportunity for a pun there, man.

I mean there’s a computer in the bloody shot.

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Think it might be a bit obvious which cabinet I hid the skittles in.

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Pretty sure some people could get hit by a parked car on here. 😂

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Went to the hospital.

Told them I had a problem with an unwanted toenail.

They didn’t get the joke.

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I love life hacks.

This is the best one.

So you’re telling me all I have to do is cut up a bottle, glue it to an orange, beat the orange out of it for five minutes and I get 10ml of juice?!

IF ONLY MORE PEOPLE KNEW!

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Some kid sent me his music.

It sucks.

But his rhyming scheme reminded me of a scene in a movie.

Please enjoy my vastly improved remix.

😂

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Can someone explain to me why my town’s new supermarket chain has no doors at the front?

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Sharon Osborne's kids look like Sharon Osborne in really bad disguises.

Got a family picture like an Eddie Murphy movie. 😂

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I'm not even trying to be clever with replies anymore.

I just don't care about your "twettes", you "twattes". 😂

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I hate when guys write "you're so pretty why so much make up" on pics.

Like, you're already fat Josh, why so much cake? Mind your business.

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"11 herbs and spices."

I am shooketh.

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Every white girl in October...

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When your girl is mad at you for real.

But she's still your girl so it's adorable...which makes her even angrier.

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So @LidlUK take people who've insulted them online and give them free stuff to prove them wrong.

This has got to be worth a shot. 😬

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I beg your pardon...😳

What I do in the privacy of my home is my business, Twitter. Sick freaks.