Just your friendly mercenary with a mouth!
Deadpool RP
• Dark humor, crude jokes & zero filter
• Heavy on the chaos, multiship & pure nonsense
• 18+ only — if you're easily offended, run now Who wants to get into trouble? Let's break the fourth wall together!
@BadBitchCordy "It seems you know as much about fashion as I do about disemboweling people. How about you come shopping with me sometime to help me choose something other than a blood-splatter-proof red suit?"
@BadBitchCordy Deadpool was finishing off his latest target when he noticed something. While blasting a drug dealer's brains out, he spotted a stylish girl across the street. Without hesitation, Wade approached her. "Shooting mobsters isn't the only thing I'm good at. Want to +
@TechBabeTessa "If you mean I'm eager for us to start randomly beating up bad guys, then frying them with repulsor rays, and finally slicing them up... then I am."
@TechBabeTessa "The goal is to destroy a few suits of armor made by Hammer. They'll be shoddy, but their numbers make them dangerous. So, baby, give them hell. And as a reward, we can have some kisses afterward."