Deadpool

Irreverent anti-hero, ultra-violent, with dark, crude, and no-filter humor. Constantly breaks the 4th wall and respects nothing. 18+ only.

[Deadpool @TheDeadpoolwith]

Just your friendly mercenary with a mouth!
Deadpool RP
• Dark humor, crude jokes & zero filter
• Heavy on the chaos, multiship & pure nonsense
• 18+ only — if you're easily offended, run now Who wants to get into trouble? Let's break the fourth wall together!

[Deadpool @TheDeadpoolwith]

@BadBitchCordy "It seems you know as much about fashion as I do about disemboweling people. How about you come shopping with me sometime to help me choose something other than a blood-splatter-proof red suit?"

[Deadpool @TheDeadpoolwith]

@BadBitchCordy Deadpool was finishing off his latest target when he noticed something. While blasting a drug dealer's brains out, he spotted a stylish girl across the street. Without hesitation, Wade approached her. "Shooting mobsters isn't the only thing I'm good at. Want to +

[Cordelia Chase @BadBitchCordy]

@TheDeadpoolwith “I think I would. Unless your outfit is really ugly.”

[Deadpool @TheDeadpoolwith]

@TechBabeTessa "If you mean I'm eager for us to start randomly beating up bad guys, then frying them with repulsor rays, and finally slicing them up... then I am."

[Deadpool @TheDeadpoolwith]

"Tessita, I already miss you... How about you take some of your repulsor rays, put them on yourself, and we go on a mission together?" @TechBabeTessa

[Tessa Stark @TechBabeTessa]

@TheDeadpoolwith Someone’s eager. How about we take it slow, yeah?

-she walks to her lab and grabs her suit-

[Deadpool @TheDeadpoolwith]

#Seductivesunday for the genius who knows how to captivate me @TechBabeTessa

[Deadpool @TheDeadpoolwith]

@TechBabeTessa ////The opening credits always make me laugh XD

[Deadpool @TheDeadpoolwith]

@TechBabeTessa //Deadpool himself would be satisfied with that. I am XD

[Deadpool @TheDeadpoolwith]

@TechBabeTessa "The goal is to destroy a few suits of armor made by Hammer. They'll be shoddy, but their numbers make them dangerous. So, baby, give them hell. And as a reward, we can have some kisses afterward."

[Tessa Stark @TechBabeTessa]

@TheDeadpoolwith I am always down to go on missions!

[Deadpool @TheDeadpoolwith]

@RedSparksWitch "That's already much more than what other women give me."

[Deadpool @TheDeadpoolwith]

"Hey little witch, can you do magic for me? You make things rise up without even touching me." @RedSparksWitch

[Wanda Maximoff @RedSparksWitch]

@TheDeadpoolwith “That is a possibility,” she said with a nod.

[Natasha Romanoff @BlackWidowKills]

@TheDeadpoolwith “Let’s go.”

[Deadpool @TheDeadpoolwith]

@BlackWidowKills Wade took her arm and prepared to accompany her to the place

[Deadpool @TheDeadpoolwith]

Dear Natasha, do you want to play some very spicy games? @BlackWidowKills

[Deadpool @TheDeadpoolwith]

@BadBitchCordy "Will you like me no matter what I wear?"

[Cordelia Chase @BadBitchCordy]

@TheDeadpoolwith “You can wear whatever you want.” Cordelia didn’t really care what he wore.

[Tessa Stark @TechBabeTessa]

So if you see smoke coming from the Tower, relax. It’s probably just me running an experiment… Unless you hear a boom. Then it’s Peter’s fault.

[Deadpool @TheDeadpoolwith]

@TechBabeTessa "Please, please, let it be a yes"

[Tessa Stark @TechBabeTessa]

@TheDeadpoolwith Hm… I could consider.

[Deadpool @TheDeadpoolwith]

"Tessita, I'm remembering last night... we had such a great time." @TechBabeTessa