Em(ily)

I'm only on here when I get bored of other social media

[Em(ily) @thedivinemissem]

If your man ever says foreplay isn't important, push him down a water slide without any water on it and then see if his answer changes.

[Lady Sparkle Bottom @SummerloveX0]

I’m being completely fucking rational.
-Me, being completely fucking irrational

[BadMummy @WineMummy]

Live, laugh, eat pussy.

[Erica @eerrriiicaa]

Day 5 of quarantine. Haven’t worn a bra in 4 months

[jacksfilms @jacksfilms]

Celebrities save the day!!

[✨not a phase mom✨ @kelly_manos]

I now will only be referred to as an aging emo kid when speaking about my age. That is all.

[Em(ily) @thedivinemissem]

PSA

[🎀 @_lizl0]

Men do this against your cheeks when y’all cuddled to let you know he wants to fuck

[raccoon @elfdaddyy]

men shouldn’t be allowed to masturbate bc they’re throwing away thousands of tiny little babies every time :( those sperm could one day cure cancers:( imagine if u were a sperm and u never got to live:((((!!1!1!

[🇵🇸 Squeem QueenⓋ BLM @PlantBasedBTTM]

At this point with my stomach if I could just get it removed that would be cool

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

DEFENSE WINS CHAMPIONSHIPS

[Boston Bruins @NHLBruins]

🐻 & 🐐

[Kat @Katherinewebb26]

Debate time‼️
Who’s coffee is better❓

LIKE FOR STARBUCKS
RT FOR DUNKINS

[ian @ianisuglyyy]

my cells during mitosis

[Nathan Allebach @nathanallebach]

RT if you would watch a netflix documentary telling the full story of how fuckjerry built a multimillion dollar career off stealing other people’s content