Alyssa Al-Dookhi (they/them)

Head Writer @abortionfront ✨️
I sang Garth Brooks on Netflix once 🎶🤠
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My gender expression vs. my gender identity

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me and the character that I think I am

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I think the Traitors really missed an opportunity to call the bachelor's team of faithfuls the "Peterphiles"

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Would like to be the first to offer to go down on the entire casting team of #Traitors season 3. Doing great work there folks

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Happy Mardi Gramadan

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If anyone wants to know how it's going, my coworker and I just ended a meeting with, "Let's go eat potatoes."

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How fucking dare my favorite radio station play "What's Going On" right before my first zoom call 😭😭😭😭 @kexp you owe me

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We need an angry crying emoji like YESTERDAY

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A rite of passage: played "that's you" with my ten-year-old brother for the first time

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'Oh, drat,' said Toad.

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Election night 2024 feels like Philly after a major sporting event - whatever the result, people will be setting fires and eating horse shit.

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@dissolveriol @ITYSL_memes Hahahahhahahah

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@kexp who are these Wild Boys haters? I just wanna talk

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I'm in my WhatsApp roses and Skechers era DO NOT PLAY WITH ME

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@BuggPup @dissolveriol Snarrrrrch

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Invasion of the Body Snarchers (1956) is such a good movie but a little too on-the-nose for me to play in the background while I read my morning abortion news roundup

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@dissolveriol SNARRRCHERS

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Thinking about how the diner next door doesn't serve food 24/7 anymore:
We used to be a country.

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Found out today that the only three Arabic words my bf has learned from me in ten years are hurry up, slow down, and coffee.

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"That's why you're so nice! You're not from this country."
Mamadou, my cab driver.