Waylon Merciless

Make 7up yours

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I love my fans and I'm here to give them what they want:

more reasons to hate my guts

[SweetMarie @Oceanbreeze473]

You are someone’s most hated Twitter account.

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@HalfwayPost There's absolutely nothing wrong with taking the trash out.

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@allenanalysis LOCK HIM UP

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@jasonllevin Yes.

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@MikeBeauvais And we acknowledge Canada Day because Canadian-born World Hero Bret "The Hitman" Hart was the one to conquer the mighty Japanese behemoth Yokozuna.

(And if anyone disagrees, they're probably just Bill Goldberg's burner account anyway.)

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

The Fourth of July was invented in 1993 to commemorate Lex Luger body slamming Yokozuna on the deck of the USS Intrepid.

It’s called Independence Day because the brave patriot Luger got the WWF out from under the yoke of the evil Japanese world champion.

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@NotAvgLiberal Please let it be the half that's corrupt and criminal like the President

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@TheFungi669 Yes.

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@couture_ni95557 @HalfwayPost Don't you get tired of voting for the village idiot?

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@HazelLiaqa4848 Respect is earned, not freely given to orange-skinned felons.

[Roshan Rinaldi @Roshan_Rinaldi]

BREAKING: A beer was thrown at President Trump during a press conference this morning in Washington. Trump was unharmed. Since the beer was a draft,... he was able to dodge it.

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@TheReckless_Fox @Cursed_Maf I thought it was Sean Waltman under the mask

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@Cursed_Maf FINALLY THE JUICE HAS COME BACK TO PHILADELPHIA!

IF YOU SMELL-L-L-L-L-LOWWWW!!! WHAT THE JUICE IS COOKING!

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@HalfwayPost Sounds like Trump needs to focus on Making Arrid Great Again

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@HalfwayPost willingly play a con man's games, win a con man's prizes

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@DougWahl1 Have these people been living under rocks? It's a ROAST. If you don't know by now that the whole point of a roast is to tell the most insulting jokes possible, then you're an idiot and should be watching Lawrence Welk instead.

Charlie Kirk is fair game, just like George Floyd.

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@HalfwayPost Trump thinks he's the #1 President, but it just goes to show that he's really a steaming pile of #2.

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@snapbacksports @csett13 So we've got a City Connect cap fans can buy online, a jersey for a guy who isn't even on the 40-man roster (let alone regularly in the starting lineup), and a ball from a game that is still a mystery - all unsigned

They should be paying people to take that junk off their hands.

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@uscfan981 Warrior

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@CTOTHELOS77 (King) Mabel/Viscera/Big Daddy V

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@CarrotFollower