John Stump

Retired industrial controls programmer, veteran, British motorcycle enthusiast (masochist)

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@AnthonyG0528 It would take a Girl Scout troop less time to defeat France.

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@HillsEmilyJ That’s awesome!

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“Thanks in advance” is a redundant, useless phrase.

If I ask someone to do something and say thanks before they do it, the “in advance” part is obvious. It should not need further clarification.

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@brockpierson Yes, the good old days - NOT!

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@MikeBales Mine are relish and mustard too, but I love a Chicago dog once in a while.

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@Rickisback_ON_X @stephenvgrace And the same game plan will be used in other states.

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@GaysForTrump They don’t expect us to believe it. They don’t care what we believe.

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@LeaderJohnThune You are a pos.

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@farman4x I can’t believe people are getting this wrong because it’s so easy. I’m not going to give it away.

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@phoneladyctt Merely a flesh wound.

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@RealJamesWoods Excellent analogy.

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@Ecenazzz Bet on sports.

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@RobertaFresque2 Milk. Cannot stand to even smell it.

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@QueenAnticommie Hypocrisy.

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@ScottPresler @elizabehsotner I think I know this answer: no.

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@potatoslav Your grandma rocks!

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@FrankBr05713205 The only way to know that you used it improperly is that you rounded the head/nut or your knuckles are bleeding.

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@ThrillaRilla369 Mine told me to go for walks and be sure to take an umbrella. You don’t think…? Nah.

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Meet the new boss; same as the old boss. Who knew?

Yes, they did.

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@OneBadDude_ Joseph Goebbels would be envious.