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JD. 28. he/him. ⚓️🦞🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🔞

[crocodile drop @TheJDMara]

@inkfleck oh little matty… and shaved jared is there too

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@inkfleck the other new thing that really excited me was the new behind the scenes of the final sequence. and they didn’t even take the OLD behind the scenes of the final sequence off! there’s just 2 different featurettes about the shooting now and one of them is higher def than the other!

[rené @thatsbuzzingme]

didn’t have time to make a new edit for him but plz view this in celebration of Matt’s fanon b-day today, 6/9
my fellow Gemini ✨

[Liv @unbe_Liv_able]

if jay’s bday is 4/20, and matt’s bday is in the summer, surely it’s 6/9. happy bday ntbts matt johnson 🥰

[crocodile drop @TheJDMara]

@areyougonnabe everybody NEEDS to be tuned in

[the girl who does that stuff @areyougonnabe]

they're calling it the hot new crossover franchise for the most musical, canadian summer of the 21st century

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@junesIeeper the man loves his freaks we should be BIGGER freaks just for him

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@thefanstheshow so hype!!

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@xxxholicatz all this and he literally can’t wear hats

[busty elf ranger 🔞 @reincheisyuri]

callout post for jay mccarrol
- tried to force his gay roommate to enjoy a lap dance from his sister on his birthday
- beat up his gay roommate for waking him up in the middle of the day by watching a movie
- beat up his gay roommate while naked (indecent exposure and assault)

[katie @okjaybird]

hearing jay swear in the extras is sooooo jarring. he almost sounds like the rv horn too😭😭

[busty elf ranger 🔞 @reincheisyuri]

peanuts

[✨iSwimmi✨ @iSwimmi]

"What are you doing? It's me"

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or 40 year old minor matt johnson for that matter #middleagedtoddler

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no judge in the country would convict me for sexualizing 26 year old minor matt johnson

[cheesecake @salmondinner219]

matt uses his cover band members as abuse goblins

[Azul @st5rcrest]

night and day #ntbts

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@makeitslowerrr @areyougonnabe does the middle aged toddler guy know how much he changed the lexicon