Jace Parker

The official account of Jace Parker (not fake)

[Jace Parker @thejaceparker]

@MarcoNunez11 You are now banned from “Jace’s Awesome Minecraft Server”

[Jace Parker @thejaceparker]

Late night Minecraft. Real 2012 vibes rn.

[Jace Parker @thejaceparker]

Mullet?

[Jace Parker @thejaceparker]

@MarcoNunez11 @AdamSchefter hire me

[Jace Parker @thejaceparker]

Midday is apparently boomer time at the gym, where they all occupy three machines at a time and conversate instead of using them.

[Jace Parker @thejaceparker]

I’m now at the age where most of the gum I swallowed in grade school is dissolved. A new chapter begins.

[Jace Parker @thejaceparker]

CenTex Hill Country 🌵🙌🏻🏞 >>>>> East Texas Piney Woods 🌲🤢🤮

[Jace Parker @thejaceparker]

Yeah I’ve got work at nine, but there’s a chopped marathon on...

[Jace Parker @thejaceparker]

$JaceParker96

[Cash App @CashApp]

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For good luck, tag everyone you know.

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[Jace Parker @thejaceparker]

Man that was awesome! So when does season 9 come out?..

[Jace Parker @thejaceparker]

If you think this has a happy ending, you haven’t been paying attention...

[Jace Parker @thejaceparker]

Dropkicking an old man in the back and then crying for help when you get your ass beat by security? Nah I don’t feel bad.

[KEEM 🍿 @KEEMSTAR]

Apparently in South Africa they believe the Terminator is real! Arnold Schwarzenegger got DROP KICKED! https://t.co/QJaUNG0wVl

[Jace Parker @thejaceparker]

“I’ve been team Daenerys since the beginning”

[Jace Parker @thejaceparker]

POP! Goes the weasel...

[Jace Parker @thejaceparker]

Oh you had problems with the calls last game? Don’t worry we’ll send in our most biased ref!

NBAs gotta look after their Golden child...

[Brian Windhorst @WindhorstESPN]

Veteran official Scott Foster has been assigned to Warriors-Rockets tonight.

Chris Paul, James Harden & Rockets have a long-running feud with Foster. He hasn’t worked a Rockets game since February, when Harden was fined for criticizing him after fouling out of a game in LA.

[Jace Parker @thejaceparker]

SHSU: Ya know, the students get pretty frustrated about the lack of parking

Some idiot: I know! Let’s build a giant art building on one of the main lots!

Every other idiot: Oh what a fantastic idea!!

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The Putt Putt Championship needs to be brought back with the participants wearing the same exact outfits as they did in this video. Electric city.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Every human watching the Battle of Winterfell tonight #GameOfThrones