Jenna

Political correspondent for Cat Fancy Magazine

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Just reminiscing about the time I used Apple Pay at a White Castle and they looked at me like I was some kind of wizard.

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@TheDeepVee Not you.

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…is anyone here anymore?

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@tracy_forner Why else would I be there?

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@tracy_forner Come on, man! All the cool kids (just me at the moment…) are doing it!

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@tracy_forner I felt nostalgic for the good old Twitter days when I opened up Threads. And, dare I say it? A little hope.

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@nraymz “It was the best of times. It was the worst of times.”

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I bet nobody would break into your car if you had a Canadian goose in it.

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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 14 years, since 13 Feb 2009 (via @twi_age).

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@bairet It’s so good tho 👀

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@HMATTHIAS If you’re talking about the thing I just had to unblock EM for, yes.

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I really don’t think that having my dead body shoved into a suitcase, flown to Paris, and rolled into the Seine is as “absurd” and “traumatic” like my son keeps claiming.

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@tracy_forner @RexChapman You know I always do!

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@nraymz This is how project managers were born.

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@bobscheer @KennyEarlz I don’t think anything will piss me off as much as yesterday did.

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@tracy_forner Yes, three redemption points. Would have been 4 but it says “you make me melt” on it and no.

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@tracy_forner I didn’t think this was how our friendship would end.

But here we are.

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@tracy_forner Tracy NO

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If you eat string cheese without peeling it, you belong in jail.

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@HMATTHIAS Damn, sad to see them go to jail but rules are rules, man.

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@thejoeball @KennyEarlz Definitely no parole.

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Next election I'm voting for whoever makes it a felony to play a video with sound in public.

Life imprisonment if you do it on an airplane.