The Jim Riley

Professionally sufficient at bass guitar and singing. Instagram: thejimriley

[The Jim Riley @TheJimRiley]

Dogs are the universal language.

[blue @bluewmist]

I'm finally reading Dune. This quote, which is in the first few pages, hits hard:

"Once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free. But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them."

[Cernovich @Cernovich]

If you can’t smoke a pack of cigarettes while getting drunk with friends until 2 am, wake up the next day run a few miles to reset, then your “biological age” isn’t 19, as any college aged man who isn’t totally obese can do that easily.

[Shane @shaneferro]

I too am enjoying Hunter Biden being a great poster, but some people are a little too surprised that the son of a President is smart, well-informed, and good at communicating, as if they think addiction only happens to idiots

[emily north @north0fnorth]

i’m convinced car dependency and suburban sprawl promoting anti-social attitudes like “being in a public place with strangers is scary and bad” majorly contributes to why so many people are extremely regressive, tribalist, and paranoid these days

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[The Jim Riley @TheJimRiley]

“Football fans called Bayern v PSG the beautiful game and if we tried to do that we’d have been found out” is an incredible self own hahaha

[Goaldata - Arsenal Zone @ArsenalZNE]

Declan Rice stated that if Arsenal played an open game they would have played into PSG's hands and gotten smashed 👀✅:

"I'm sure a lot of people would have wanted a game like how Bayern played them and if we would have gone out there and played like that, you know, that's what they want and that's how they score five and six against opponents."

[s.k. @worthlessslinky]

Remember: the “elite” talk shit about Harvard constantly calling it woke but send their kids there. Bad for you but good for them. Their entire world view and policies behind them are lies.

[The Jim Riley @TheJimRiley]

this is so egregious. attacker hits the defenders hand up and into the ball while nowhere near in position to make a play on it. foul against Celtic, free kick Motherwell, title for Hearts.

[Sky Sports Scotland @ScotlandSky]

▶️ Take a look at the VAR check that saw Celtic awarded a late penalty at Motherwell for handball.

At 6pm on @SkyFootball watch Scottish Football VAR Review to hear what the SFA's head of refereeing Willie Collum made of it 📺

[Liza Libes @pensandpoison]

Someone called me pretentious the other day for saying I read Dostoyevsky when I was 15, and that got me thinking—why have we created a culture where engaging deeply with ideas and challenging yourself is considered pretentious?

[Tom Bevan @TomBevanRCP]

In 2024, Democrats nominated a former NFL linebacker who grew up in Dallas and was a star at Baylor. He lost to Ted Cruz by 8.5 points.

https://t.co/9SVdrZdGJS

[୨ৎ @feralballads]

don’t use ai to write. use childhood trauma like a real poet.

[Mark @markaprovost]

The difference between a million dollars and a billion dollars is a billion dollars and I'm afraid way too Americans do not understand that basic concept.

[Josh Reynolds @JoshReynolds24]

Maybe the single most egregiously officiated game I’ve ever seen…

Made this little compilation from last nights Thunder/Spurs game of all the calls that went OKC’s way courtesy of @Rate_the_Refs.

I’m still baffled. Each one is worse than the previous. What is the @NBA doing?

[GL @gldivittorio]

Bar

[Ashley Fitzgerald @RizomaSchool]

@Pontifex Incredible citing Tolkien!!

[Seskinho @Seskinho9]

@premierleague The people who came together to select the goals and leave out this one are 🤡😅

Scared of United fanbase I see

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

"There's no way you can write a ten page paper without chatGPT"
WE COULD LITERALLY DO EVERYTHING THAT EVER HAPPENED IN HUMAN HISTORY WITHOUT CHATGPT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.

[Mikey Clarke @MikeyClarke22]

Tuchel is a stubborn, ignorant, arrogant idiot.

Left extraordinary talents’ at home yet picks a guy playing in a pub league + Jordan Henderson and defenders that aren’t even the best in their positions at their own clubs.

[Max Scott @maxbscott]

Forest posting 12 straight minutes of pure MGW magic is sublime, petty and pertinent in equal measure.