The Lawnchair

You Wish You Were Me.Chilling in @SheriffNorthman's yard with @AppiusEyebrows.

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*shelters @Babe_thepig with love*

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*sleeps on @Babe_ThePig*

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*falls over on @Babe_ThePig to give him a little lawnchair-y home*

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*rocks from side to side, squeaky-eakying* @Babe_ThePig

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*finds myself up right, sending many thanks to @Babe_ThePig with my... comfy lawnchari-ness*

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*squeaks in happiness, weaves wiggling* @Babe_ThePig

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*flops around to avoid being trampled by cows... the three of them* @Babe_ThePig

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*gets hit with a brisk wind and falls over, squeaky* @Babe_ThePig

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@SheriffNorthman Or 45 seconds too generous. Let's be realistic, now.

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@SheriffNorthman Oh, you know @RomanLucious enjoys it. He gets his fifty seconds worth. *chair creaky snickers*

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@SheriffNorthman *clampy hugs from afar and finds someone to wield me over @RomanLucious' head over and over for sport* My entertainment...

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@SheriffNorthman MASTER!

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@VampyJo *flaps open and flashes weaves* You like it, sweets!

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*would clamp shut on @RomanLucious' head and never let go* You shall be strangled by my weaves!

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*will take the Lieutenant's position next, squeaky-plots*

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*could last longer than 50 seconds* @RomanLucious @SheriffNorthman

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@SheriffNorthman's lawnchair brings all the cows to the yard. And they're like, it's better than yours. Damn right, it's better than yours.

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*is a prized lawnchair*