Lynxy 🇵🇸

Husband, father, lover, gamer, wanker (both types). Will sing when drunk, when driving, when asked to, and definitely when asked not to. Based on a true story.

[Des Henderson @desfilmsstuff]

I see an international cabal of grifters & racists are suddenly concerned about a crime in Belfast.

15 murders in Northern Ireland last year, including Adam Krzan (71) a polish man stabbed to death by Ryan Kerr… why no performative outrage? Why do Elon & Nigel not care? 🤔

[Lynxy 🇵🇸 @TheLynxDefect]

@cartujakds 🙌

[Lynxy 🇵🇸 @TheLynxDefect]

@Hoidy Get him on the mounjaro over the summer 😉

[Lynxy 🇵🇸 @TheLynxDefect]

@asteroidsalad Same. Still raging about all the Sunday lie ins Jesus stole from me, but the bells are oddly comforting

[Hughes-on-the-Wold @NotThatHughes]

When you see your taxes being spent on feeding children instead of bombing them.

[Assal Rad @AssalRad]

The Onion vs Reuters

[Lynxy 🇵🇸 @TheLynxDefect]

@BridgeBooksDro1 I’ll let her know. Cheers mat

[Lynxy 🇵🇸 @TheLynxDefect]

@BridgeBooksDro1 mate, do you have/can you order me this?

[Lynxy 🇵🇸 @TheLynxDefect]

@BridgeBooksDro1 Any sign mate? Asking for a friend 😂😂😂

[Paul B Lyons. @plyons45]

I completely agree 🙏🙏🙏

[Lynxy 🇵🇸 @TheLynxDefect]

@BridgeBooksDro1 I had to have sailor moon explained to me by an 11yr old

[Lynxy 🇵🇸 @TheLynxDefect]

@BridgeBooksDro1 Noice

[Dublin Airport @DublinAirport]

Our FOD team just recovered two “RFC” footballs from beside our north runway - they landed just after 3.30pm and came in from Glasgow direction ⚽️ ⚽️

[☯TheOtherJohnMcDonnell❋ @CarlJungleBhoy]

#RANCEL Let's be clear: There's a huge difference between fans surging onto the pitch celebrating victory at their historic rivals, and those invading the pitch intent on causing trouble, because they simply can't handle defeat. Don't let the media play that "both sides" card!

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

New Marvel movie looks sh*te

[Brexit Bin 🇪🇺🇬🇧🇩🇪🕊🇺🇦 #BrexitHasFailed @BrexitBin]

This is the equivalent of Caligula making his horse a senator.

[The Ayrshire Separatist @DanielJMath1]

Mental that Mericans are more outraged by a Scottish guy with Tourette syndrome blurting out words he has no control over than they are about their actual President being an incoherent grifting criminal pedophile.

[The Cynic @90MinuteCynic]

When the ref puts up extra time

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

The town of Hay-on-Wye in Wales is completely dedicated to books and has 26 bookshops but only 2000 residents. That’s one bookshop per 77 people.

[📹 happyenchantedhome]

[Dominik Diamond @DominikDiamond]

Don’t fall in love with loan players

Don’t fall in love with loan players

Don’t fall in love with loan players

Don’t fall in love with loan players

Don’t fall in love with loan players

Don’t fall in love with loan players

TOO LATE!!!!