thematcauthon

This is not the person you came here looking for. This is the person who's protecting the name of the leader of The Band of the Red Hand.

[thematcauthon @thematcauthon]

To be clear, this account won't be used. Its previous owner left it. We took it so it can't be used again to impersonate or cause trouble. Carry on.

[thematcauthon @thematcauthon]

Oy! I’m a gambler, a farmboy, and I’m here to take command of your bloody Twitter account.