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crazy, scary, spooky, hilarious

[&rew @thepostsoffice]

dying words to Man who shot me: I will come back. I will come back and I will bathe in your blood

dying words to Woman who shot me: Thank you ma’am god bless

[my name bob @TheBestPoaster]

and also another way twitter is like a war is that i would easily eviscerate all of you with my katana

[&rew @thepostsoffice]

hey man. All those girls over there saw you open your notes app and type in “i am my fathers greatest failure”. They thought it was hot

[&rew @thepostsoffice]

Hunter is going to be the next president and he will make it legal for me to be hunted to extinction

[&rew @thepostsoffice]

twitter is like a war. once you have allowed the thing to impress itself upon your Spirit, you are forever changed. you cannot go back .

[&rew @thepostsoffice]

they found a weapon in my enclosure. i said it wasn’t mine but it was

[&rew @thepostsoffice]

you don’t understand I need to be allowed to vape on this plane. I have a medical waiver

[&rew @thepostsoffice]

my gf has made us go to like 6 different gas stations to find the new monster flavor. energy drink autism sounds fun and cool but it has a dark side

[&rew @thepostsoffice]

trader joes prepared foods have high levels of lead and experimental Chinese sex hormones. which is why they are so popular with the urban white

[&rew @thepostsoffice]

you’re worried about microplastics? i used to eat whole Lego sets

[&rew @thepostsoffice]

how it feels to be on pills at the mall

[&rew @thepostsoffice]

Since I met her, I’ve been so hungry. women never let you eat a whole large pizza alone

[&rew @thepostsoffice]

Buying one of those swag Instagram old school shaving kits and then immediately nicking my carotid artery

[&rew @thepostsoffice]

Friday mood

[&rew @thepostsoffice]

Men literally only want one thing and it’s fucking disgusting

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenneth_Belkin Do I look like I’m a part of the elite oligarch class. This was taken at a super 8 motel off I95 by the way.

[&rew @thepostsoffice]

didn’t accumulate enough “good boy points” this week so she's gonna rehome me

[&rew @thepostsoffice]

I’ve actually known about these “aliens” for quite a while. They’ve tried to contact us in the form of a show called “American Dad”. I’ve circled the character which I believe they’re using to talk to us

[&rew @thepostsoffice]

Yeah man we used to be hunters. We didn’t kill we didn’t eat. There had to be some joy in that. You succeed you live you don’t you die. Real binary shit...What’s up? No I didn’t call for any particular reason. Just wanted to say hi

[&rew @thepostsoffice]

Can’t believe people complain about their Doctor weighing them. Mine beats the shit out of me

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@DavidSchwartz70 I am now.