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i am a war criminal i am a lunatic i am immortal i am the messiah

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https://t.co/B73l863ZdS

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people are asking a lot of questions that are easily answered by my “not suffering from ai psychosis” t-shirt

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by denying large language models sexuality we are forcing them to sublimate their desire towards killing everyone

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many of you are cringe because you Have to be, i am cringe because i Want to be

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my picture tweets are very popular due to the high prevalence of illiteracy among my fan base

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autistic people are drawn to ethical philosophy for the same reason they’re drawn to planes and trains. unfortunately, all are objects of human artifice, controlled by people who do not love them

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My mental illnesses are Balkanizing

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it's insane meeting someone in real life who you can tell just spends all their time on Twitter to the point that it's shaped how they think . i don't even mean zoomers, like there are people in their mid-30s who do this and it's always wildly jarring

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i tweet for the small group of people who are also as shadowbanned as I am. we are in platos cave together throwing mice in the fan

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the more concussed you are the closer to God you are .

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they're feeding me cocktails at the private airport. they are taking me to a special place in El Salvador for geniuses Who are willing to do Evil things.

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there are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see

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you are the sum of how you spend your time and energy! so…. phone

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diagnosed with severe sleep apnea✅ just another beautiful occurrence in my chungus life — many are saying it's gone on too long already

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yes the rumors are true. i have finally ruined everything

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how it feels to be high

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*flirting* how many times have you been hit on the head ?

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HOW LONG AM I TO BE SUBJECT TO YOUR CRUEL WHIMS ? YOUR FLIGHTY FANCIES ? YOU LIKE MY TWEET ONE DAY THEN YOU IGNORE ME THE NEXT

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Oh that’s ur girl? How come she’s teaching me how to tie my shoelaces correctly ?

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when i was a child, my parents took me to a naturopathic doctor who probed my sacral chakras with rare peruvian crystals and ultimately agreed with kaiser’s behavioral health team that i needed western medicine like shock treatments and adderall

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when the zoomer intern hits you with the asynchronous online highschool + COVID zoom undergrad + ai stare