matt

just some guy

[matt @therealmacd]

@AngelaBelcamino Nah, no child needs to be dealing with something like that person. Let those genetics die.

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@hodgetwins It won’t happen. Because as soon as someone breaks that big ass nose, they’re going to jail for racism. We all know how this fucking game works.

[matt @therealmacd]

@AmiriKing Fuck going outside. Grab those dreads and bring that oversized nose into that knee. I’m so damn tired of seeing my people act like bitches to these creatures

[matt @therealmacd]

@TheFigen_ It has been half of my life since that song has pulled an emotion from me. But here we are. amazing.

[matt @therealmacd]

@PETERMAN_SZN @9mmsmg @ElijahSchaffer I guess it matters if this is how you make a living. Otherwise, who gives a fuck?

[matt @therealmacd]

@greatwaveink I listened to this after the first eight Helldivers. Man, it’s Unbelievably addictive. Your narratives are like if 80s action movies had actual quality stories and likable characters for once. I’m going to listen to orbs next. Thanks for the good work, sir!

[matt @therealmacd]

@RadioGenoa The genetic memory

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@AmiriKing These bitches don’t understand that they’re allowed to hold way more loads than any modern rifle.

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@AmiriKing This is a weird fucking flex. But I respect it. Especially since I was just a water well driller.

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@cenkuygur So the only one of the last four presidents to not start any wars is going to definitely start a war against us? Fucking genius.

[matt @therealmacd]

@ClassiestQueen Those of us on his journey, wish our friends were as helpful as you were as a complete stranger. Respect.

[matt @therealmacd]

@peaceofkrys I didn’t realize how much I missed that skit till this.

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@zerochills I’ve got two little stepdaughters that act like this Every time they have to go to their dads every two weeks just for a four hour visitation. I want to feel some sympathy for the father but this ain’t right.

[matt @therealmacd]

@Slightly_Rabid @lporiginalg It’s about time we got the origin story

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@LemacksMedia @TheIOGuy Look out! It used a fancy word! Despite those empty spots on the right arm, those overweight barracks bunnies must be respected

[matt @therealmacd]

@rickyberwick Why would we tear you from the claws of the woman who gave you this amazing life?

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@strwberrislut The fuck is wrong with you people? There’s other places to put your tongue that doesn’t taste of sub-Saharan sweat and Giardia

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@lporiginalg

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@RadioGenoa I’d rather know why they didn’t try to copy proper roads and farming first before the murder machines