TheRealSheRat

Malevolent Elf. Willful Iconoclast. Biker chick. Poet. Either thrilling or annoying, depending on the day's chemical intake. DFA-er at @UofGWriting.

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One more likely-futile attempter the Muldoon / Longley event at the Linen Hall! It's tonight! Maybe anyone can't make it last minute? @thelinenhall
@Patsy1Horton

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Belfast Peeps: Anyone got a ticket to the Longley/Muldoon/MacNiece thing @ Linen Hall tomoz? It's SO relevant to my thesis. Plus, I don't think I've been in Ireland at the same time as Muldoon and NOT seen him perform/read. DM me! @muldoonpoetry @HeaneyCentre

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Devasted to hear about my first love, @AndyTaylorLives' sitting out the HoF induction. You deserve the induction. Only the other night, I forced people to watch this artistry. Be bold and mighty forces will come to your aid. "Goethe said that". 🤩 https://t.co/olwNOcRur4

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CPCL tonight! Music and poetry! 8pm GMT/ 12pm PST. Sign up here: https://t.co/9IGnGCMSzb @TheRealSheRat @andichrist19_ @MutinyRad

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Lou: Straight-up crank, pupil of Jim Morrison's School of Fame Mgmt: Employ polysyllabic words non-linearally, boozer drug refs, imbibe copious of same, act the dick to everyone, esp. women. He is quite jolly here; why's it souring our Jagger so? @ChoosePoetry, tomoz 8pm!

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At CPCL tomorrow, In addition to our meta-navel-gazing (redundant?), tomorrow we're gonna do some rock n' roll ekphrasis exercises, so DM us yer fave rock stars pics to ekphrase about. https://t.co/gkDQQDUEyr. 8pm GMT /12pm PST. @TheRealSheRat 's predictable example below:

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Rock Operatics in the Reality Show Era, Transcontinental Sleaze. Babies. This Wednesday, @ChoosePoetry. Tweets all loop-de-loop. Shake it up, baby. But I don't wanna see none a y'alls tailfeathers. For the record.

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THIS coming Wednesday is a rescheduled CPCL. Our musical guest kicks this show up a notch to PoMo Extravaganzastic Self-Referential 21rst Century Navel Gaze, as @TheRealSheRat's former bass player guests on the show. 8pm GMT / 12 pm PST. RSVP here: https://t.co/6zH9MHktAe

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@VictoriaShrop @NotTheAeronaut
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Just in time for Halloween a horror film that will freeze blood in your veins and bring on violent retching- not for anyone of a nervous disposition

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@gilleanmcd @VictoriaShrop Well well aren't we schmancy! The moments have been sucking lately but they'll get better.

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@mariaxrose myrrh, fennel, and clove in olive oil -- brush with baking soda and salt ground very fine. 1/2 Hydrogen Peroxide, 1/2 water rinse. ;-p I never got mine. What does it mean for them to come and go and then return?

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1/12 Cold soggy fries (worthless), vaguely warm burger, minus dip for Nuggets, ice melted into flat coke. What was the point of this? JUST TELL PEOPLE YOU DON'T HAVE THE DRIVERS. I'm supposed to sit watching these apps in case orders get cancelled? Now reimburse my working hours.

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1/11 Is this some plot to prevent us from ordering from local restaurants and driving the starving into the hands of fast food joints we would never otherwise patronize? Stay tuned. Late-stage capitalism, folks. Tip your drivers. If these are their managers they fucking need it.

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1/10 Is THIS how we do business now? Capitalism has degenerated to the point where PAYING for a PRODUCT is not enough. You must make a big stink on social media. Who believes this is a coincidence that my food's started arriving since I got on Twitter?

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@Uber_Support My "order" is not taking longer than expected. I have made TWO orders which your apps led me to believe involved drivers actually going to pick up the food. One order was drawn out for 1.5 hours before being cancelled, three different drivers, etc. What was the point of that?

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1/7 At what point do @Deliveroo, @UberEats, and @JustEatUK ADMIT that they do NOT have the drivers and so users can find food elsewhere? What is the point of pretending you have drivers on the way or waiting at the restaurant or you're finding another one after HOURS?

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1/9 Will THIS ONE TAKE?!??!

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1/8 ANNNND in further CLOWN CAR SHOW ACTION, @JustEatUK driver just arrived, yet THIS is still my status, HENCE why I ordered from @UberEats from McDonalds. Did you all hire Trump's ex-cabinet members to run your businesses?

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this after I texted the original driver to ask if he was actually on his way, since he'd been sitting in one place so long.

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1/6 This just in from @UberEats!

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1/5 @JustEatUK, this photo speaks for itself. No one to talk to about me perhaps making another order from some rank kebab shop for some food. What's with the pretense of "finding a driver"?