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Your only source of Fair and Balanced News #CMP18 *Parody Account for Carleton Model Parliament 2018*

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That's it for #CMP18! Thank you all for an awesome weekend in the Senate Chamber. For The Wiarton, this has been @ACaliciuriMP/@AJCaliciuri, signing off!

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BREAKING: Prime Minister Ngan has declared War on the United States! Is it illegal? Is it misguided? The answer is Yes. #CMP18

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BREAKING: Surprising developments as MP Jacob Kenney has uncovered an unreleased draft of the new MUA website #CMP18 https://t.co/CiT2ImnFup

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Amendments on amendments on amendments #CMP18

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Thank you to the citizens of Nipissing-Timiskaning and @ACaliciuriMP for your continued support! I guess our invitation to the Press Conference was lost in the mail @CarletonPoliSci #CMP18

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BREAKING: Stunning developments in the Chamber as the #MaritimeUnionAssembly has announced a confidence and supply agreement and formal Coalition with the #6ixthBloc #CMP18

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BREAKING: Insiders within the #WokeInnovators have let it slip that they'll be officially merging with the #LeagueoftheLeft. What effect will this have on the House? Will the flimsy #6ixthBloc Government fall? Find out in just 10 minutes! #CMP18

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BREAKING: A high-ranking anonymous source has informed us of an imminent merger between two parties (potential with the #LOL) in the House. Which two parties will merge? Will the #6ixthBloc remain in Government? Tune in tomorrow to find out! #CMP18 @CarletonPoliSci

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#CMP18 is under way!

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Today We Learned... #TheMoreYouKnow #CMP18 https://t.co/am9zy69iXl

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A message from the Leader of the Official Opposition! Tomorrow is the first day of #CMP18! https://t.co/GcdlQUS6LE

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As a reminder, registration for #CMP18 will begin at 5:30 PM on Friday, through the Senate entrance in Centre Block. We will #CUThere!

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Only a few days out from the opening ceremonies of #CMP18! Make sure to use the hashtag this weekend when engaging with your fellow Parliamentarians online.

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We're live at the @CarletonPoliSci Training Session for #CMP18. Everyone is looking forward to an awesome weekend when we #RunTheHill

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If true, the sinister plot concocted by the #6ixthBloc could severely shake public trust in their newly-elected Government. With such a slim seat advantage in the House over the #LeagueoftheLeft, will the Toronto Separatists being able to hold onto power? #CMP18 https://t.co/ILdqWB4eAL

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Thank you @Jacob_Kenney_MP for bringing this story to our attention! If the #6ixthBloc or it's leader were on Twitter, we would ask for a comment. @sixnews, do you have anything to say? #CMP18 https://t.co/ozO5qc8VLu

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Official seat count for #CMP18! 4 Weeks until we #RunTheHill

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With the Government and Official Opposition separated by only 6 seats, both will have to secure allies in the House to make any headway on their agendas. Anything can happen in the next 4 weeks! Stay tuned to @TheWiarton for all of the latest updates...

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BREAKING: Official Seat Count for #CMP18 has been released. The 6ixth Bloc will officially form a Minority Government, with the League of the Left forming the Official Opposition. Maritime Union Assembly and Woke Innovators Party take 3rd and 4th place respectively #RunTheHill

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While we welcome our new colleagues @sixnews to #CMP18, our informants have tipped us off that they may have ties to one of this sessions' major political parties, despite their "non bias" claims. Our investigation is ongoing. Stay tuned to The Wiarton as the story unfolds...