Brian M. House

I like words, reeeally long walks in the woods, and cats, but not at the same time--literate pumas scare me.

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@insultsrare @iUsedToBeADuck I crawl in the sunroof.

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@Jimthomsen I sure hope so.

Best of luck!

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@douglass_meghan Not skivviness?

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@chrisfholm I firmly believe that opinions are like farts--just because you have one does not mean you need to share it. Or that anyone wants to hear it.

Sorry, Chris, for polluting your replies...

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@iriscompietart @eyeofnewt_books I hesitate to ask, but if shipping is $52...

How big exactly *is* your book?

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@AnitaYandle I made ~50k per year with a PhD in Los Angeles. And that, kids, is why you stay in school.

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@LeslieLevings These are loads of fun--thanks for sharing them!

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@danacmrn I guess I'm lucky enough to have found my one true pen. It's the same one I carried for 1000 miles on foot. It has a flat spot worn in it where my finger sits. It gets a new sip of ink every couple days, and it still writes great, ~200,000 words later.

Yeah, we're buds.

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@stevehillwriter Reminds me of a Car Talk bit. I might be getting the premise wrong, but I think a poor teen borrowed his dad's car. Only the kid was mortified when he broke the 710 cap. He went to an auto parts store. They laughed a little and sold him a new oil cap.

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@stevehillwriter Wait, didn't you have something like 15k just a bit ago?!

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I might have done a stupid. Good thing I studied geology and have so many rocks to hide under.

#thursdayvibes #Rocks

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@SketchesbyBoze For a few (hundred) bucks, you too can look down your nose on the whole world!

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@LakeSuperior Three, including the two to tip you when you're almost empty.

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@stevehillwriter "Anchor-print suit!"

Oh, am I the only one panicking?

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@stevehillwriter You could make a prime time TV show out of this.

*And the reveal...they were all Donald Trump*

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@stevehillwriter *Psst! Hey, you--want an NFT of old nuclear codes?*

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@WeirdMedieval The demon looks like a teenager trying to act cool even though he had to sneak out without Mom's permission...

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@stevehillwriter What poor intern will be made to plunge his toilet?

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@FakeLibStats Hmm. Is there a chance I might be a librarian without knowing it?

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@JapanTraCul Or me about to put the cat in the carrier to go to the vet...