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Did Jensen ask AI to count how many humans there are again?

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@TracketPacer you've reminded me of the PTSD I have from some network cabinets 😭

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@edzitron Claude probably called you worse in private

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TIL the front cover falling off a server and hitting the floor sounds exactly like when a power supply goes pop.

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I do enjoy when they announce the possibility of revealing further announcements.

[Kalshi @Kalshi]

JUST IN: Nvidia CEO says they might “reveal some announcements” tomorrow

[james hawkins @james406]

how to make yourself AI-proof

- get a job as an engineer
- create one mega change with like 100k new lines of code
- everyone has to spend the next 3 quarters reviewing it
- while they're reviewing it, ship even more code
- rinse and repeat until you're promoted to Member of Technical Staff
- profit

free advice as always

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@mil000 It's weird, it's like they're in competition over who gets to be Elon's fluffer this week

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@kmcnam1 @botchedalism Sarcasm is the only language I know, plus as somebody who decided to nope out of CCIEs, mad respect for going through that hell twice👏

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@kmcnam1 @botchedalism strong to assume they pay attention to facts.

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@kmcnam1 I guess I could try and find out, for the advancement science obviously.

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@ThePrimeagen you need a handle first, go punch a tree

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🤣

[Moritz Wallawitsch @MoritzW42]

holy shit - their api is leaking customer data

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@MoritzW42 asking too much here, maybe one of the two is possible after the IPO.

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@theonejvo @nevaaron @kuberdenis @n0rizkitty @robj3d3 @yeonjidev @ThePrimeagen @atmoio I need to do more retardmaxxing. Prime should get a special mention for making adverts better than the videos.

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@malikonchain I'm half way there then

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"jokes"

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@tekbog some people just have the worst luck

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@edzitron you can believe everything he says. He also said we hit AGI in March

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@ZackKorman Can everybody just pause for a second so we can make a literal mountain of money, and then go again.

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@tekbog where can I hire this? asking for a friend

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Dario: "this is too dangerous to release"
also Dario: releases it.

[ℏεsam @Hesamation]

Anthropic is the only company claiming to have a model “too dangerous for the world to release”. maybe Dario must be the first one to slow down.

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