Dan Carson

Managing editor @Chron // shooting guard apologist.

[Dan Carson @thedoctorcarson]

Oh my god

[gwen howerton @kissphoria]

the founding fathers would want you to subscribe to my newsletter, which some are saying is actually like the Declaration of Independence in many ways. haha i'm just playing, have a great weekend

[Dan Carson @thedoctorcarson]

@evan7257 I'm worken hyard, I'm hyaving lobster, ya know.

[Yersinia @Yerxinicolitis]

Debe ser horrible no tener Twitter en época de mundial.

[gwen howerton @kissphoria]

i'm inventing a new card in soccer that the ref shows when something Beautiful happens

[gwen howerton @kissphoria]

somehow i know these people don't play about their open relationship

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

Bronny and Thanasis getting dinner in Shanghai next season

[Ross Villarreal @SportsRV]

Houston bar owners seeing Mexico win

[Erling Haaland @ErlingHaaland]

Howdy!🤠

[Dan Carson @thedoctorcarson]

It's called Birria and it's delicious

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: A parasite that causes explosive diarrhea has reportedly spread to 20 U.S. states.

[Dan Carson @thedoctorcarson]

How is this gonna work Sean

[Secretary Sean Duffy @SecDuffy]

🚨COMING SOON: SUPERSONIC FLIGHTS ✈️

The @FAANews is clearing the way for supersonic technology to take the skies at MACH 1 SPEEDS ‼️

The airspace is about to get faster… Welcome to the Golden Age of Travel 👇

[Shaun C. @ShaunMichaels98]

“Why are you crying over a highlight tape?”

The highlight tape:

[NBA Memes @NBAMemes]

Damian Lillard to Ja Morant in practice

[Dan Carson @thedoctorcarson]

@evan7257 You’ll make your money back on food and drink alone. It’s just math 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Dan Carson @thedoctorcarson]

@evan7257 Same

[Dan Carson @thedoctorcarson]

@evan7257 Got me fired up for you

[Dan Carson @thedoctorcarson]

SCENES