Katryce Pedro

Real mom. Real stories. Real funny.

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@smack_like_jack Omg you preeesssssed 🙄 He’ll be back next week😒

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And this one is a snippet of a little show my sister and I do “Boozin with Bon”... https://t.co/f15Il0tpKm

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@TheEllenShow Happy Monday! I hope you're ready for work because I'm definitely not! Here's your first joke of the week: Patient: Oh doctor, I’m just so nervous. This is my first operation.
Doctor: Don't worry. Mine too.

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@TheEllenShow Happy Sunday Ellen! Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!

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@TheEllenShow My wife divorced me recently because I’m a compulsive gambler. All I can think about now is how to win her back. 🤷🏽‍♀️

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@TheEllenShow I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s 7 years in a row now... bada bing.

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@TheEllenShow sorry about missing yesterday! I was attacked by a vicious, flesh eating ant eater so I'm just getting around to it. So you get two jokes today!

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@TheEllenShow hey Ellen! A pirate walks into a bar with a ship’s steering wheel hanging from his crotch. Bartender says, what the hell is that? Pirate says, I dunno, but it’s drivin’ me nuts!

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@TheEllenShow What kind of bees make milk instead of honey? Boobies.

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@TheEllenShow Happy New Year! Here's your first joke of the year: Knock knock- who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the tub I’m dwounding!

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@TheEllenShow It's New Year's Eve! Here's your last joke of the year: A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey, get out of here! We don’t serve mushrooms here”. Mushroom says, “why not? I’m a fungai!”

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@TheEllenShow here's your joke of the day: Doctor: Do you work out? Patient: Does sex count? Doctor: yes. Patient: then no.

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@TheEllenShow what is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? - snowballs. You're welcome.

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@TheEllenShow From this day forward, I vow to tell you a joke every single day until I make it on your show! Here goes nothing!