Theo

ἑν οἰδα ὁτι οὐδεν οἰδα

[Theo @theoburner]

I am the first person to ever ride the CTA red line whilst playing Lego Batman 2 on a Nintendo 3DS and listening to Fortunate Son by CCR.

[Marieanne @Meytrullers17]

Stop chat gpt!!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

@goonerdad52 Hi Chris.

[Theo @theoburner]

Alaska is the northernmost, westernmost, and easternmost state in the US

[Theo @theoburner]

2 Chicago cover athletes in one year? Fine y’all got me this time

[Theo @theoburner]

@JamesNolanFS @TobiasReaper999 @BleacherReport @michaelgrange

[Keion @KeionJ05]

“Woody loses his schmoe” is genuinely top 5 ytp of all time

[Theo @theoburner]

Should I DISMISS 👹 or ᵈᶦˢᵐᶦˢˢ this Chick fil A notification?

[Theo @theoburner]

Got my photo with him after all. Rip 😔

[Stacey King @Stacey21King]

Yeah I saw that Chris so sorry about that my man but because of covid they're tightening up security after the game and not letting people down anymore. Sucks for the fans but nothing I can do 😢

[Theo @theoburner]

AI generated email responses really have you sounding like a bitch

[Theo @theoburner]

Okay

[Theo @theoburner]

Bring back transparent tech

[Theo @theoburner]

Let yesterday be remembered as the day I pissed off all of Boston

[Theo @theoburner]

@StephNoh Dude thinks he’s cool by being edgy and anti-establishment. In reality it’s tiresome and annoying. Just accept the praise.

[Theo @theoburner]

@Indigo6553 @StephNoh That part is fine. He can credit his success to his staff and players without totally discrediting the legitimacy of the COTY award. That’s something you point out during your acceptance speech if/when you win.

[Theo @theoburner]

The older I get, the more useless mock drafts feel

[Theo @theoburner]

The best part of “Oh my goodness VALENTINE” is that he was a career 39.4% 3 point shooter and usually had a green light. And he had hit his last four shots and was on a heat check. That shot selection was just so ass that no one could justify it 😂

[Theo @theoburner]

If you hear “this isn’t X, it’s Y” online, you’re probably listening to AI slop.

[Theo @theoburner]

:-) > :)

[Theo @theoburner]

@TheToastyLeaf @AdamSchefter