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Morior Invictus

[AH @theodore_hall96]

@BBCSport

[Jess Margera @jessmargera]

Your power bills are gonna triple and say goodbye to clean water - just deal with it. Imagine being stupid enough to vote for this fat orange deranged cunt

[Opera GX @operagxofficial]

THE LEAKS WERE REAL?? BETHESDA?

[SethOfficial @UTD_Seth001]

🚨 Romelu Lukaku on Youri Tielemans joining Manchester United:

🗣️ “When Manchester United’s proposal came in, Youri walked straight over to me because he knew I’d played there. He asked me what I thought.

I told him not to think twice. I said, ‘Sign the deal.’ Manchester United is one of the biggest clubs in the world and it’s the kind of club every player dreams of representing at least once in their career.

People outside only see the pressure, but they don’t understand what it feels like to wear that shirt. It’s a special football club with an incredible history.

I know how much this move means to him. He’s worked for it, he’s earned it and he’s ready for it. His quality has never been in doubt.

Youri is one of the smartest midfielders I’ve played with. He’ll bring calmness, creativity and experience to that Manchester United midfield.

I’m happy for my friend. I wish him nothing but success. I hope he enjoys every moment because opportunities like this don’t come around often.”

[Booben🇵🇷 @BoobenOG]

“You are 24.”

Yep.

“And the Orioles haven’t won anything of note in your life.”

Not a thing, Dave.

“And you continue to support them.”

Every year.

“And they are going to be really bad this year.”

Looks like it.

“And you are going to watch every game.”

Of course, Dave.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

He's here.

Welcome to the United family, Youri 🔏❤️

[Statman Dave @StatmanDave]

🔘 Rodri
🔘 Elliot Anderson
🔘 Declan Rice
🔘 Carlos Baleba
🔘 Moisés Caicedo
🔘 Bruno Guimarães
🔘 Sandro Tonali
🔘 Adam Wharton
🔘 Alex Scott
🔘 Anton Stach

None of the players above won more tackles per game in the Premier League last season than Youri Tielemans. ☕️🍋

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

MC 👊

[DataMB @DataMB_]

🇧🇷🔵 Andrey Santos (22)
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🔴 Kobbie Mainoo (21)
🇵🇹🟢 Bruno Fernandes (31)

New midfield trio? 🧩

Compare players 👉 https://t.co/McR5zrPSJm

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

The boss has arrived 💼

[maybe: xavier (nba champ new york knicks enjoyer) @couldbexav]

proper corruption at play here, finally becoming a real football nation

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

MAKE POLITICIANS YOUNG AGAIN

[James🔻 @GoodVibePolitik]

This was always the end goal

[Transfer News Live @DeadlineDayLive]

🚨 𝗦𝗔𝗗 𝗡𝗘𝗪𝗦: Palestinian goalkeeper Saleem Al-Ashqar has been killed by the Israeli military in the Gaza Strip at the age of 32. 🕊️😢🇵🇸

He played for Khadamat Khan Younis.

Married just five months ago, he leaves behind a wife who is pregnant with their first child.

Absolutely heartbreaking. 🥹💔

(Source: Al Jazeera)

[⚡ @UTDCJ_]

i am crying dawg 😭😭😭

[Transfer News Live @DeadlineDayLive]

🚨 Manchester United have no plans to sell Mason Mount this summer.

And the player has no intention of leaving United either.

(Source: @ChrisWheelerDM)

[LBW @losblancoswrld]

Brazilian and Japanese twitter since the last couple of days: