The Plug

The Pirate of Unique Taste

[The Plug @theplug]

"I before E except after C," say language sceintists.

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To the followers who don't mistakenly think I sell weed, The Plug zines appear briefly in a CNN video! And so do I! https://t.co/RGW0g9IZzK

[Clue Town @ClueTown]

CNN just posted an interview with me about Clue Town! It's the best one minute video you'll see all day. https://t.co/BhI0xdJMY2

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@th0tplug Thank you for your interest. I have no intention of changing or selling my Twitter name. However I do have a desire to take a nap.

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@jongpow I appreciate the offer, but I am not interested in transferring or selling my Twitter name. I wish you the best & brightest future.

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@jongpow That's a great question. I didn't pay anything for my Twitter name.

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@joannalovesyou @sarahbrown A woman recently wrote me about not having someone to play Mystery Can. I volunteered. She said, "Nah I'm good."

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@uppercunting My @ name is @theplug. Thank you for asking. Remember to enjoy the sunset!

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@flyguy_ryy1 Thank you for reporting to my Twitter page. It's very thoughtful of you. Finger point emoji next to a happy face emoji.

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@raybuffoni I will happily eat Subway foot-long, but party subs are a dealbreaker. I can still smell the soggy mustard bread.

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@amealcar Thank you! Who knew having two kids would make hiatus last this long?!

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@absgotclass Sadly I am not interested in selling my Twitter name. I enjoy taking it for short walks on the beach every now and then.

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@princessdeszah @Brep22 That's me! I'm someone at The Plug! Whatcha want? Fun fact: Anagrams for "Massillon" are Small Ions & Lion Slams.

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@SPJPGRD [Adds another mark under "thing" column. Shakes head at "person" and "place" column.]

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@niggermoji I don't know what that means, but remind me not to play Scrabble with you.

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@dreadcraft_ I just got out of the shower and am pouring myself a whiskey. Where else should I be?

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@MaddddyG123 Probably washing the dishes.

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@OJaedeDaJuice I respectfully decline. But thank you for the results of my sexuality test. I will gently break the news to my wife and kids.

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@highaf Haha. Again, a kind offer. I barely tweet because my site is on hiatus. One day the hiatus will end and I'll tweet more. I promise.