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fuck a cosign.

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I think someone should create auto tune for open window singing. most girls voices sound like a broken violin raping a cat.

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Your moms so fat that when she heard they were making the worlds biggest cookie, she brought the worlds biggest glass of milk.

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when superman lands after flying he's never covered in bugs? My windshield tells me that maybe...just maybe, superman is bullshit.

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Using the snow day to put together a free Ep.

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Robbed a snow bank. Came up on a snowball fortress and an intertube jump!

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@nerve1212 aye u ever see a girl so fat ur eyes get diabetes?

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I'm standin outside in a snowsuit flippin off the sky in mittens! either it snows or I'm punching Steve pool!

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Not sure but I think one my cars tires has frostbite.

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Gettin some new music done

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Its snowing! Good, now I can build an igloo and cook polar bear claws on an open fire!

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@graves33 shots* I need to proof read these things.

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@graves33 word I'm chillin and drinkin takin more to the face than a repeat suicidal emo kid.

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@Mr10K lesbian*

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@Mr10K aye what about that episode of southpark that's based on the movie 300 where persians try to take over a lebian bar? Ha.

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@nerve1212 aye u ever see a girl so fat ur eyes get diabetes?

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@graves33 what's good

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If u got teeth that look like wet cigarette butts. Learn sign language.

[Desmond "Graves 33" Hansen @Graves33]

Hit up http://wingsandwounds.bandcamp.comor http://t.co/texYvyEU to Download @SarxRaps and I's EP #RT #IFYOURETHEHOMIE

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If I saw someone with there pants on fire...I think id call them a liar. And keep walkin to tcby for some fro-yo.

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I'm gonna open a japanese steakhouse called karate chops. All the waiters will be black belts order than prepare for Kumate!