ThisIsChris09

27 | Pretending to act like a retard on the Internet but actually I'm not pretending | 🤔

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I almost got hit by a tricycle and the fucked up thing is that I didn't felt scared or anything. I nonchalantly say sorry to the guy who almost hit me and walked away like it was nothing.

I may have lost my self preservation instinct and idk anymore.

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Oh shit... I forgot that I said this here hahahaha

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Bro made glimpse of us and now we don't get to see a glimpse of him

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Bro made glimpse of us and now we don't get to see a glimpse of him

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Some people are like malignant tumors...

Cut them off from your life but somehow they are still there.

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Norris about to experience No Norris November

[Formula 1 @F1]

STARTS P17, FINISHES P1 🤩

MAX VERSTAPPEN WINS THE 2024 SAO PAULO GRAND PRIX!!

What an extraordinary drive 👏👏👏

#F1 #BrazilGP

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Actually dated a Disney Princess...

Get more insecure

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"Andaming" insecure nanaman sa NGL ng girlfriend ko :^)

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@lalamj6 Toto: “Do we still have Valteri’s phone number?”

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This kid's confidence is already destroyed before his F1 career starts

[Formula 1 @F1]

Not the FP1 outing that Kimi Antonelli was looking for 😔

#F1 #ItalianGP

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@binkuwu_ Kaya pa naman

[Relay @RelayTS]

@DiscussingFilm Antony Starr when someone treats him like his most popular character

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Everytime I see a tractor on the road, it always reminds me of Aston Martin.

Fuck, man. They forgot how to develop cars now all of the sudden. Really hoped alonso would contend again for the championship but holy shit, whatever downgrades you put in his car please take it back.

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@binkuwu_ Ow shit... racist

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@roseynn_ No... just shot the guy on the spot, closed the server and made it private lmao

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Of course, the PR Project Zomboid server IP got leaked.

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@binkuwu_ Slay queen

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Karting is fun